Twaffler

One who twaffles.

Cashier: So, the total for one tennis racket and a bottle of maple syrup is $15.67. If I didn't know better, I'd say you were a twaffler.
Twaffler: *Awkward Silence*

by CarringtonBS February 11, 2009

twarting

When one does art and posts it on twitter. The word was created by Fearne Cotton who regularily "twarts" on her radio 1 radio show

During the show, Fearne got out her canvas and oil paints and started Twarting her portrait at different stages of completion

by MDK UK April 16, 2010

Twardwaffle

A long, incessant rant from a tward that most literate people would find irrelavant.

(v.twardwaffling)

Dude, check this twardwaffle blog out.

by Team Van Helsing August 20, 2010

Twatfacing

Excessive facebook status updating.

Twatter=twitter
facing=Facebook

(facebook status 1) 'In class and my teacher is madd boring' (2minutes later:facebook status 2) 'finally out of class and walking to the door' (1 minute later:facebook status 2) 'just totally tripped going up the stairs (sorry guys i'm twatfacing'

by AngeliqueM January 20, 2011

twaffo

A homosexual male with an inferiority complex. He usually practices the emo lifestyle. Most twaffos loathe everything about themselves. They often try to mix in with other cultures, groups, or races like a parasite.

Look at that cracker twaffo hanging out with those mexican skanks.

by mrwebster2001 February 27, 2011

tearful blumpkin

a crying bitch sucking your knob whilst dropping a deuce

whenever monique gets plastered, she invites stephen into the bath for a tearful blumpkin

by mstrkrfter March 4, 2011

twaffleball

game which consist of your junk ie: penis (bat), balls (if you need help on that you dont need to be playing) and a vagina (twat). This can be a one on one match or a team event, depending on how drunk everyone is or how much you pay em. No fags allowed. NO BROWNBALL

Im gonna go home and play twaffleball

by p in the v May 11, 2011