tossed salad

To lick the chocolate off of someone elses bowl or should i say...bowel

She tossed my salad with toungue and cleaned my ass right up!!

by Michael Hodge July 18, 2003

Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

When a man squats over a ladies face, facing her feet, and as she licks his anus he masturbates all over her breasts. Then the man runs the tip of his penis over her breasts evenly spreading the seamen over the breast as if he were decorating a cake.

I had an awesome night; I had a Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs with your sister.

by Mattie Love August 28, 2016

Cross Tossed

Another word for 'Cross Faded', to be drunk and high at the same time.

Damn dude after I hit that bowl at the party I was so cross tossed I didn't know which way was up.

I've been there many times my friend.

by The Griz Brotherhood October 6, 2009

Hand Tossed Crust

The dried remainder, after masterbation, on ones hand, inner thigh, stomach or any other part of the body, which was not completely cleaned off.

I was interupted while masterbating and later notice the Hand tossed crust on my wrist.

by CEBSR September 28, 2012

tossed

1) To get your ass handed to you in a nice fluffy basket.
2) To otherwise get your shit ruined.
3) To be on the wrong side of a one-sided fistfight.
4) To recieve or perform manual action on yourself.

NOTE: Exists only in the perfect and future perfect forms.

1) Think I'm soft? You'll get tossed!
2) Andy got tossed when he called that biker a pussy.
3) Jack's going to the dentist today to fix his mouth after Bruce tossed him.
4) I got my salad tossed by Jack's sister when he was at the dentist.

by Albas December 14, 2008

Salad Tosser

When someone licks the bunghole up and down and at some extreme times eats the brown lil pieces of poop called dingleberries.

Drew and Chris love tossing eachothers salad all night long and then Ben jumps in and fingers there buttholes!!!!

by Jayz May 13, 2003

tosser

a wanker

He's just a tosser - an hour later and he's still sitting there reading the paper and picking his nose.

by martin November 12, 2003