Too Fat To Scan

"Too Fat To Scan" or TFTS is an unofficial medical term where a patient is too large to be scanned by standard hospital equipment.

The individuals that fit this category are then usually referred to their local Zoo or Water park, who might own scanning equipment for larger mammals like elephants or whales.

Nurse: "Doctor what are we going to do about this patient? He is Too Fat To Scan!"
Doctor: "It's okay, I already called the Zoo."

Doctor: "Darling, today I had a patient that was TFTS! You should have seen his face when I referred him to Sea World Park!"
Wife: "LOL!"

by JacOP October 5, 2013

Too slip, too quick

When you try to rush a task and you end up failing/it slips through your fingers.

John tried to continue his relationship but it was too slip, too quick and Stacy broke up with him

by WhyHasGodForsakenUs July 19, 2017

Too deaf to hear

When you are too deaf to hear.

Danny: Did you catch the football game last night?

Bob: What did you say I'm too deaf to hear.

by Pyramid titties April 8, 2019

too cool for my boots

believing that you are good for spurs

cowboy 1: do you think youre ready to earn your spurs?
cowboy 2: yes because i know i am too cool for my boots

by ilyatinycdai December 17, 2019

Too Hot To Sleep

A person is too hot to sleep when they have binged, over-indulged and pigged-out on enough stimulants to render them incapable of sleep, waking everybody in the neighbourhood who can.
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‘He's been on it for daze....'

'Yeah, he's too hot to sleep.'

by Wardswords December 20, 2021

Too far Blue car

When someone goes too far, the saying is "Too far Blue car" because every word rhymes unlike the term "too far red car" which was coined by a special ed student known as Matt.

"That was Too far Blue Car!"

by Correct Man July 26, 2022

too stupid to know when to come in out of the rain

the lack of common sense to be so stupid to be so stupid you are unaware whats happening around you

my ex girlfriend is too stupid to know when to come in out of the rain

my neighbor was out in the thunder storm all day he is too stupid to when to come in out of the rain

by bluebear October 2, 2022