3 definitions by ilyatinycdai

too cool for my boots

cowboy 1: do you think youre ready to earn your spurs?
cowboy 2: yes because i know i am too cool for my boots

by ilyatinycdai December 18, 2019

Mom: hey hunny go get your winter boots on its snowing
son: "moooom no but i'm too cool for my boots"

by ilyatinycdai December 18, 2019

i got in a car accident once becaue my dad was a drunk and i had to get my feet amputated so now i dont have feet and i hat my dad

tommy: why are you too cool for your boots jimmy?
jimmy: because im too cool for my boots tommy.

by ilyatinycdai December 18, 2019