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The won-ton soup

The male is laying down with his mouth wide open, lip to lip and the female pisses in his mouth. Then he cums in her mouth and she spits the cum back in his mouth and they make out swapping the raunchy mixture.
When Carmen walked into her apartment, she saw Alberto and Martha making the won-ton soup on her floor. She then joined them.
by Ling bi Ho ching January 1, 2012
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deadshit-ton

1. A shit so excruciatingly massive and voluminous that the shittee blacks out every now and then from straining to pinch it off.

2. The kind of diarrhea that just keeps coming out in a soupy mix of week-old tacos and gastric juices that dehydrates the shitter to the point of hallucination.
"Jesus Christ, did you hear John on the throne last night? He must've excreted a deadshit-ton because he came out an hour later with a lute telling everyone he was Sarah Palin."
by NearLight March 1, 2009
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shit ass ton

An extremly large amount of something, usually refering to illegal substances or food.
Dude me and Armondo just smoked a shit ass ton of weed!
by Pills_Bury September 18, 2008
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She-ton

That was a she-ton of cars!
by Otis bob penis January 3, 2013
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Texas Shit Ton

The sun weighs exactly one tenth of a Texas Shit Ton
by GI Jew the all American Hebrew November 10, 2016
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shit ton

by SueB January 20, 2007
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shit ton

A large amount (greater than 17)
Man, how much did you blow on booze last weekend?

A shit ton.
by Russki September 13, 2005
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