poonie thief

a guy that steals chicks from other guys

alex is a poonie thief

by violent jay July 14, 2002

bum thief

sum1 who steals anal virginaty and likes gay sex
invented by joe bedford

im not walkin home in case sum bum thief gets me

by JOHN MOSS May 27, 2004

Cum Thief

A girl who takes all your Jizz through means such as Fucking, Sucking or even a cheeky five knuckle Shuffle until you have nothing left to give! (See also Cum Dumpster & Jizz Wizard)

Man 1: I have nothing left to give..
Man 2: Why's that
Man 1: Ended up back at Capri's house last night
Man 2: Ah man! I hear she's a right Cum Thief!

by Fun Time Tigger May 18, 2009

tilf

Throat I'd Like (to) Fuck.

Dude, your mom's got a major league TILF!

by Craig Williams October 22, 2004

tilf

A Transvestite i'd like to fuck.

That's one mega hot tilf.

by Trans-Am January 13, 2009

Lighter Thief

A joo who is notorious for stealing peoples lighters.

that joo is such a lighter thief!

by jk567856785678 June 18, 2012

Twilf

Twin I'd Like to Fuck

You're such a twilf!

by jess94 June 1, 2011