Shlongzilla

a GIANT penis. A penis so big that you would double take and that wouldn't be enough to see all of it.

My Shlongzilla is so big, it has stretch marks.
My Shlongzilla is so big, black guys say "wow, that's a big dick!".
My Shlongzilla is so big, sometimes it jerks me off.
My Shlongzilla is so big, if I were a porn star, I could only make movies in widescreen.
My Shlongzilla is so big, I can fuck a volcano
My Shlongzilla is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and Shlongzilla.
My Shlongzilla is so big, my girlfriend uses it as a body pillow.

by tjuice July 22, 2010

Shlong

a long hanging penis

did you see wayne's shlong?

by WayneLongDick December 7, 2011

Shlonged

A term widely used in politics to refer to “beaten badly”, known very well by the media.

Person A: “Did you hear about how Hilary got shlonged by Obama?”
Person B: “Yeah, I saw Trump’s tweet about it!”

by FireKetchup248 January 15, 2021

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by twisted scissors February 24, 2014

shlong

It's a fuckin dick!!

Hey... My <shlong> is felling happy. Would you like to fuck me?

by Anonymous July 2, 2003

shlong

Language of the Shlongonians of the aincient country SHLONGONIA!!!!!residents of this country are also called shlongs

i had a nice conversation w/ my shlong friend

by anji-mito mofuckah July 20, 2003

shlongo

over sized penis

ross has a big shlongo

by ross campbell May 1, 2003