bean-sniff

A person who mooches off another person, for things like food, money, and a place to stay because they are too selfish and lazy to provide for themselves.

Person 1: "Why am I missing everything I bought today? I just left it right here on the counter"

Person 2: "Bro . . . I thought it was for me, isn't that why we went food shopping?"

Person 1: "Are you serious right now?! What a freaking Bean-sniff, you'll probably eat the turd I left in the toilet too."

by smoove65 January 26, 2011

Pilson Sniff

When a man is caught in the act of sniffing another man's gooch while he's passed out.

"Dude, I woke up and there he was pulling a Pilson Sniff, like a Hoover vacuum all up under my junk."

by A victim of the Pilson Sniff May 21, 2010

Swiffing out

When someone says he/she will do something and then does not do it because of of laziness, irresponsibility or worthlessness. Can also mean when someone needs to do a task within a certain timeframe and then gives notice of failure after the time has expired.

Sean: Hey Jeremy, can you get me my tickets before 6:00pm tomorrow?
Jeremy (at 6:30pm the next day): I will not be able to get you your tickets.
Sean: Damn, that Jeremy is always swiffing out...

by baaaaaaaab January 17, 2010

Ass sniff-itis

The smell of ass even when not presently sniffing one; The lingering effects from placing your nostril on someone's sweaty ass hole and deeply inhaling.

Michael was diagnosed with ass sniff-itis after spending the day with his boyfriend.

by J.Christo March 2, 2010

Shiffy

A mixture of Shweet and Spiffy, best of both worlds ya'know?

That was a shiffy movie!

by Teh W. Crack Fairy March 16, 2008

smiff

How some people say smith.

yo what college are you going to?

Johnson C. Smiff

by hyroller February 28, 2009

shifflette

A type of blunt; usually consists of extremely large amounts of ganja rolled into a pregnant shape. Always accompanied by shotguns. This type is strictly for pros.

We was smoking a shifflette and some gabe passed out off of one shotgun.

by Philly Phil July 27, 2006