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Swear Up

To sarcastically suggest that you are speaking the truth, although you and probably the other people know that you are lying.
Dave: Steve bruv, did you see that Man just jump 50 ft in to the air?
Steve: Nah!! Actually?
Dave: Yeah bruv, swear up.
by abcdefg h May 22, 2014
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Swear

Something stupid people start to say when they're too stupid to think of any valid words during an argument.
Swearing is often used to express anger or just to intimidate the opponent. However, this is just because the user has nothing better to say.
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I swear to god no crosses count

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.
Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count
by Partygoer n kingsheep January 8, 2024
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Swear On Your Life Don't Gas

A UK Slang For The American Slang “On God No Cap
by KingHassan February 15, 2025
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Swear

Fuck I said a swear
by Boogereater69 August 12, 2022
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Say swear

used when you wanna know if someone is telling the truth
"Guys she broke with me" "say swear"
by Prettyungthang February 13, 2024
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Sriracha Swear

A promise made by interlocking your middle fingers like a pinky promise. If one of the people making the promise doesn't keep it, they have to put Sriracha sauce in their eye.
Nancy: I can't believe Sarah fucked my ex! She Sriracha swore she wouldn't!

Riley: This is why you don't make a Sriracha Swear with a hoe.
by ThePseudonymph July 31, 2016
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