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Unparalleled Success

Losing a lot of games, losing a draft pick for failing to disclose a no trade list and losing a top prospect for half a season for sports betting. Ottawa Senators owner Eugene Melnyk coined the phrase in 2019 when he claimed his club was primed for a 5 year run of "unparalleled success". His bold statement ended up being quit prescient, as the Senators would indeed go on to lose many games, lose a draft pick for failing to disclose a no trade list and lost a top prospect to a sports betting suspension.
It was so embarrassing for Eugene when he had to change after having unparalleled success in his pants.
by yzerplan69 November 22, 2023
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Russian success

When a person or system reports as having successfully completed a task, however, it has not actually been successful.
The backup failures are not being reported as failures. They are a Russian success.
by Cam.Parsons February 11, 2024
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Russian success

When a person or system reports a successful completion of a task which has not actually been completed successfully.

A reflection on the Russian military reporting very minor advances (which were in fact failures) as great successes.
The system is not reporting failed backups as failures. They are Russian successes.
by Cam.Parsons February 11, 2024
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More Successful

I'm MORE SUCCESSFUL that you, Eric.
Hym "I did the same thing you did except my Mangas already have anime adaptations and they are better than yours. And you, might ask 'what do I have to show for it?'and I would say 'You, crying like a bitch.' That and I'm going to have the scalp of a child if I don't get my money soon. So, no. I don't need to shut up or work. What I NEED is a reason not to murder someone's kids over you trying to get away with robbing me... And there isn't one. I'm more successful than you. You are going to live with that or someone is going to live without their kids."
by Hym Iam December 12, 2024
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MICU SUCCESS STORY

Someone who should be dead but thanks to the MICU (medical intensive care unit) lives and continue to be a menace to society.
Hey snatch rack! You need a booty romp due to excessive teeth draggage. If you're lucky some deadlift dirty butthole will make you a MICU success story.
by asystole August 23, 2025
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The Red Ring Of Success

When a woman with red lipstick on gives a man a blowjob and it leaves a red ring on his dick.
Man 1: Do you get it with Stacy last night?

Man 2: Nah bruh, but her mom gave me The Red Ring Of Success
by ASaintLaw23 April 24, 2015
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Order Of Success

Founded by Paul Grant on September 4, 2016. The society itself isn't a secret but the practices they preform are unknown to the public. Researches say the group morally are focused on currency and bidding worldwide.
The Order Of Success keep a low-profile.
by Order Of Success September 5, 2016
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