steam and spray

A steam and spray is an act of agression wherein a man forcefully shits on a female taking a piss on her directly afterwards.

"you pissed me off for the last time bitch! You're getting a steam and spray"

by ostrichfan1986 October 11, 2013

Steam My Curtains

A euphemism for sex.

Variation of "Going Martha Stewart On It"

Chris said he wanted to come over and steam my curtains.

So, does that mean he wants to steam your curtains or, you know, "steam your curtains?"

by Help a Brother Out December 23, 2013

Guatemalan steam train

When someone peels a jalepeño and inserts it into their partner's rectum, and then sucks out the jalepeño. The resulting spicyness will cause the persons rectum to smoke, resembling a steam train.

Mary: You want to spice up the bedroom?
Bobby: Yeah, let's do the Guatemalan Steam Train!

by Fsuaded January 13, 2016

steam

the vapor into which water is converted when heated, forming a white mist of minute water droplets in the air

water vapor, condensation, mist, haze, fog, moisture
"steam from the kettle"

by WhyAmIinThisWebsite February 28, 2016

Steam Lord

Someone who holds a substantial amount of power (socially) on the digital gaming vendor platform known as steam. This power exists in forms such as influence, reputation and one who is owner of a large group on steam. This power only exists socially and does not include the form of power Valve staff members hold. A Steam Lord is renown for their influence and the social power they posses over people. Usually a Steam Lord will coerce, or persuade his or her flock of followers/friends to perform certain task or instruct them to something.

Jack: I was in contact with a Steam Lord earlier.
Jenny: Yeah I heard you shouldn't mess with them, you'd regret it.

by Coolbird42 November 21, 2016

Steam-Floater

Shitting in a root beer float and pouring it onto a female's breasts.

Bro #1- Dude I had an amazing time last night!

Bro #2- Yeah I heard you gave your girl a steam-floater!

Bro #1- It was so awesome! The cleanup afterwards was awful though.

by Swaggydoon't February 16, 2017

steam blowing

When two guys are so oblivious to looking gay they don't realize it. What they do know is that they have a problem, but instead of facing it they party, which really means to triangulate a damsel in distress into a hit and run to try to make her look bad to shield the truth she speaks and everyone sees.

Haven't you noticed? He's got to be steam blowing him.

by Blowing bubble chasing rainbow May 14, 2017