Squashie

When one's self finds that he/she wont make it to the toilet and sits down to camouflage the fact that they've shit themselves thus resulting in the faeces being squashed in the underwear.

You: man i'll never make it to the toilet.

Me: You're going to have to settle for a squashie my friend.

by Roondawg March 9, 2009

Squag

A website that helps people with gaming and sports.

Squag Helps with people that are stuck in gaming problems.

by meman78 September 12, 2007

squaglin

A word which can be adapted to many different situations.
It can be a noun and in some an exclamation or greeting.

1) Oi, ya squaglin!
2) Squaglin bredrin.
3) Theres to much squaglin on me chicken.

by Luke Goldie December 6, 2004

Squaggle Box

The type of happy meal that an employee of McDonals has ejaculated on with complete malice and disregaurd for the costomers lack of intrest in the taste of load on a hamburger. Thus, making the happy meal a seman sanctuary known as Squaggle Box.

This Squaggle Box is terrible! I want my money back!

by MelissaMay and Luke PineCone January 21, 2009

Squash it

A term used to stop something, especially in a bad manner.

Teacher: (teaching math)
Student: (talking while teacher talking)
Teacher: Squash it now!

by crotanguy October 10, 2018

squashedorgans

VERY pogchamp 👹
cool 😎
really hot 😩

@squashedorgans on tiktok, follow her!

Man 1: dude I just dropped a 20 kill solo squad
Man 2: DAMNN UR VERY squashedorgans

Man 1: I'm soooo good
Man 2: yeah I wish I was as squashedorgans as you :(

Man 1: would that win consider me attractive?
Man 2: yeah I would say that makes you kinda squashedorgans, so that makes you squashedorgans in 3 different ways (at least)

by xzwiii on instagram ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ June 3, 2021

butternut squash

A flesh-colored fruit that looks like a dick.

He felt tears behind his eyes as he watched his mom chop up the butternut squash for dinner.

by Jomo Arigato April 5, 2013