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A very old wrinkly person.
The kind that have tennis balls on the bottom of their walkers, and shake their fists at people when they are angry.
They are generally angry people.
Look at those squagily squags over there playing checkers, they keeping squagging about those youngins.
by Sheldon101202 December 12, 2008
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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Squag is the meanest bitch in town who walks around with wrinkles and tennis balls on her walker and has saggy cheeks in all areas . A flappy fanny with bad odour she is often found lurking in the gay bars for threesomes looking up youngens and lets it all hang out.Her tits reach the floor stepping on them as she walks. She smells Like fish and rolls in mud and lives under a bush. You will only find her once in a blue moon so hug her when you did she is a lonely except her 5 best friends And one supper best friend who should be in a mental hospital if anyone ever hears their conversation. She also loves watching people's heads being cut if by a lawnmower in scream queens. Falls down the stairs when drunk and has her ass hanging out when she fall of the sofa. But she is the best person ever. Followed by unicorns and rainbows.
Here comes squag hug her but Don't step on her tits.
Happy birthday girl.xx
by Amber-rose,walrus January 07, 2017
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Person who licks monkey balls. Queer. Jerk. Person who trick people into thinking that someone isnt really the person they thought they were via text message.
by SquagHater June 25, 2011
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A person of poor social stance and social skills.
They stare at you on public transport.
They have generaly bad odour, behave like sheep and have no comprehension of the phrase "You get what you give"
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A substitute for the word fuck... Very versatile and can be used with any given appendage.
"Holy fuck!- That dick-cheese is the biggest squag I ever met, what with his mangled face and all."
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"Squag off you bollocking squag stain"
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'"Squag you, squagging squag faced squag squag!"
by Rhiannon Anna January 15, 2006
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Someone who pisses you off, annoys you or your friends. An annoying person who won't leave someone alone even when told to.
by Wouldn't you like to know July 05, 2005
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1. To do what another party wishes to do; especially a significant other.
2. To be carefree and lighthearted about how one spends their time.
Verb: To squag

Well honey, you seem to want to do that, so I'll just squag.

I think we should just stay home and squag tonight.
by N Fisher July 05, 2005
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