Slump dumpster

When you bust your slump by getting with a girl who is a cum dumpster

That girl was a total slump dumpster. I had to take two showers afterwards but man did I miss having sex.

by Ruckus47408 July 13, 2015

tuesday slump

You mange to make it through the first day of a new work week on Monday, and by Tuesday you realize you already used up all your tolerance for working for the man, and the weekend oasis is still far away.

After a Monday of kickin ass and taking names at the salt mine, Brad hit a Tuesday Slump, as he sat in his cubicle with not enough BS left in the tank to even make it to Hump Day, let alone the weekend.

by Larry the Lamb October 2, 2013

Shumpy

One who has long hair and likes to party a lot.
Known to chase girls.
Wearer of Hawaiian shirts and shorts.

Besides being a pronoun, it can be used as an adverb or adjective.

i.e. "I got so shump-ed up last night, you should have seen me."
<sing> "Shump around, Shump around, get up get down, Shump around."

by Bert February 19, 2004

Slumpstarter

The term used to describe the fat, ugly, skanky or any combinations of the three that you hook up with that turns your luck around after months of good fortune with attractive women; Opposite of Slumpbuster.

When I was in my late twenties, I was having good luck with all of the hot sorority girls. I got drunk one time and had my way with a fat chick. God damn that Slumpstarter! I haven't had any action in six months.

by SJD WOOD August 20, 2007

Urban Slump

A period of time when you haven't thought of a good definition to add to urbandictionary.com
Usually involves the posting of phrases, insults and other bullshit.

I was in an Urban Slump, so I posted this definition.

by Diego November 21, 2003

scump

The 3week old build up of disscharge under the foreskin usually only formed when a man doesnt get any action!


Can be used to describe dirty people and can be used to offend

(1) That's jake he's a scumpy loser! (2) anton don't wipe your scump on me its foul

by goldstandard March 27, 2009

Slumpies

Slumpy (singular) or Slumpies (plural) -

Most often used in marketing and media interpellation, a slumpy is a socially liberal, urban-minded, physically conservative yuppie between the ages of 18 to 36.

"This used to be my 'hood. But since its gentrification 10 years ago, er, excuse me, since its 'revitalization,' its become an anthill of latte-sucking, yoga mat-toting white slumpies."

yuppies gentrification marketing business demographics revitalization neighborhood yoga white Anglo professionals

by Simon Moya-Smith March 19, 2012