Shorting

The act of tall women hunting for short men for sex.

The girls and I from the basket ball team had shorting on their mind!

by GW Bush 13 January 5, 2019

Sportin' a chubby

Walking around with half a hard on. Your dick is in a semi-hard state. Usually just after you've been cockblocked.
*Also happens if you pop a dick pill too early and she ain't ready to leave yet

Me: Man I just about had this chic talked into a blow job at the bar last night next thing you know my ex walks up and cockblocked me.

Friend: what happened?

Me: they both left an I had to walk around Sportin' a chubby for 30 minutes is what happened

by CockslangerOG December 9, 2021

Cheetah Spotting

splattering the insides of the toilet bowl after a lunch at Moes or similar. Or a day after beerfest bowel movement.

p1 - ugh man, that mexican food is hitting my stomach bad, i gotta go take a dump. p2 - be sure you clean up the bowl after you're done cheetah spotting it.

by ZSSpeedstream October 15, 2009

silver shorting

An action that someone think is extremely cool, when it is in fact the opposite.

Guy 1: Dude, look at this new hawaiian shirt I got...baller huh?
Guy 2: Ugh, stop silver shorting.

by Meg October 25, 2011

Sporking

When two bodies lay side by side as to spoon and later find themselves forking.

Sporking...use your godamn imagination you bafoon!

by Arabham Tobasco May 10, 2011

sporking

abbreviation for simultaneous porking.

simultaneous meaning two people porking their desired mates at the same time....more specifically on bunk beds.

did you have fun sporking last night? yeah but the bunk beds were super squeaky.

by mahofufu September 4, 2012

sporking

The act of spooning and forkng at the same time. When a male and female are laying in each other like a spoon, but with their legs crossed resembling the fork.

"Why didn't you answer your phone last night?"
Chill i was sporking with my gf

by Evan 1421 September 6, 2007