The advanced version of spooning.
Extreme Spooning is the art of spooning while creating as much skin on skin contact as possible, to become more and more like a human pretzel. No sort of sexual penetration is required for extreme spooning but is often encourage.
Extreme Spooning is the art of spooning while creating as much skin on skin contact as possible, to become more and more like a human pretzel. No sort of sexual penetration is required for extreme spooning but is often encourage.
Courtney: So my boyfriend really wasn't into sex last night but he did hold me.
Ashley: Well that was nice of him. I assumed he spooned you most of the night?
Courtney: Well, it was a bit more then that. We laid in bed naked, with his legs twisted around me and his hands running all over my body. I could definitely tell he was ready for some forking but it didn't happen.
Ashley: Honey, you've just experienced extreme spooning.
Ashley: Well that was nice of him. I assumed he spooned you most of the night?
Courtney: Well, it was a bit more then that. We laid in bed naked, with his legs twisted around me and his hands running all over my body. I could definitely tell he was ready for some forking but it didn't happen.
Ashley: Honey, you've just experienced extreme spooning.
by nw968 July 17, 2012
Get the Extreme Spooning mug.To cuddle up in a half-spoon half-fetal position with a body pillow because you have got led on by a girl again.
by PSK480 December 9, 2008
Get the cruiser spooning mug.Popularly considered to be a sexual position where both partners lay on their sides facing the same way, the giving partner penetrating the receiving partner from behind. This definition however is inaccurate, as a good friend of mine once inserted a spoon into his girlfriend's vagina, and then set the table with said spoon placed at his father's seating place.
by Spongemonkey January 3, 2006
Get the Spooning mug.When you're smoking a joint and half is lit but the other half goes off and looks like a spoon. Can be triggered by smoking in windy places
by spooningsabitch November 4, 2010
Get the Spooning mug.According to certain misguided people:
1.) the very odd, and hopefully nonexistent act of "spooning" the cum out of a girl's vagina. Inserting a spoon in the lady garden of your significant other to extract the cum from her body.
2.) A Metaphor for the act of fornication, in which the word "Spooning" is synonymous with sex.
1.) the very odd, and hopefully nonexistent act of "spooning" the cum out of a girl's vagina. Inserting a spoon in the lady garden of your significant other to extract the cum from her body.
2.) A Metaphor for the act of fornication, in which the word "Spooning" is synonymous with sex.
for definition 2.)
"So...lets think of it as a dinner table. If sex were anything like this, than the bed would be the table itself, the two people on the bed would be the plates, and then the actual acts they're performing would be the spooning"
"So...lets think of it as a dinner table. If sex were anything like this, than the bed would be the table itself, the two people on the bed would be the plates, and then the actual acts they're performing would be the spooning"
by Grandmaster Cookie December 16, 2011
Get the Spooning mug.Refering to the act of sexual intercourse while in the "spoon" postion. Combining "porking" with "spooning" using a reference the to the eating utensil known as a Spork which is a combination of a spoon and a fork.
Our romantic episode of spooning turned rather naughty when I slipped her the tube snake and we started sporking!
by TRexroth November 11, 2010
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