Splurnt Cocktail

A cocktail of drugs done in a specific order. Take a dab, do a shot of Jack Daniels, take a bump of ketamine and then receive a slap in the face from your best friend.

Dillon keeps yelling about how fucking splurnt he is.

Yeah he’s been doing splurnt cocktails all night.

by Splurnt astronaut February 1, 2020

splurshy

That really soft kind of chewy ice you get when your drink is half frozen(Or when you freeze a bottle for about an hour and then hit it and it freezes in your hand).

"Dude my drink is splurshy, I love it!"

by find.this.girl June 11, 2020

SPLURB

A man who does not give a single fuck about anything or anyone

That splurb dude doesn’t give a fuck

by Scott drexler penny’s September 7, 2020

Splurg

Referring to a green stick liquidity substances.

Dude I just got splurg everywhere.

by Word_meaning March 3, 2021

splurty

When you're explaining to a doyle what a vinegar stroke is and they need it spelling out to them as they cannot connect the dots.

Morgan: whats a vinegar stroke?

BBBPD: you've used a vinegar bottle before right? Thats why cumming is called the vinegar stroke.
Morgan: what? Like splurty?

by BBBPD April 10, 2021

splurge

cum

oh no i have splurged on my vintage blackwhite money store album vinyl from the band death grips

by elmarkio April 15, 2021

Splurt

Splurt - the blue water in a port-a-john that splashes on your brown eye while taking a dump.

Damn bro. After eating that burrito for lunch I hit the porta John and splurted all over my ass!

by Mr.upslurt August 31, 2021