Spiffing

Spiffing, or to spiff is to have sexual intercourse with your partner/person and leave either the person, or area in a mess.

Wow this room is a mess, somebody must have been spiffing!

by brokenvanity August 17, 2010

Sliffinicus

Sliffinicus - The never ending state of confusion caused by the combination of an overdose of centipede intake and over stimulization of the thorax regions. Symptoms include skankiness, an obsessive admiration of retarded actors like John Travola, loss of gonads, and drymouth.

Dude 1 - "Canh caught a nasty case of Sliffinicus from his nasty-ass girlfriend, do you think he'll be alright?"

Dude 2 - "Hell nah, he gone die."

by you gay November 7, 2008

Sloffing

ditching. It usually applies to ditching school but it doesn't have to.
Use of the past tense is okay too, for example sloffed.

We went sloffing today during fourth period.
I sloffed it during the chemistry test because i didn't study.
I really wanted to go to the beach today but i couldn't because i had to work and i didn't feel like sloffing.

by Samisaretard July 6, 2011

Spliffnic

Anytime you are outside with a spliff and a blanket. Common with college students. Music, tea, hookah, cookies, musical instruments, hoola hoops, hot chicks and sunglasses is the formula for the picnic.

Stoner 1:"Dude, wanna roll one for a spliffnic on the Redstone Green?"

Stoner 2: "Sweet, you bring the blanket and the tunes!"

by MyEyesAreRed August 5, 2012

splinking

When a person repeatedly blinking while talking.

O he's splinking so much I can't here him

by tias mama November 29, 2015

Sniffing the minister

Snorting drugs off of a penis

Last night was awesome, we bought a bag of coke and spent the night sniffing the minister

by Metergnome November 13, 2016

minge sniffing

Is that act of inserting ones nose into a minge and then taking a very long sniff inside. Make sure it is enough time to bring in the fishy sent of your female counter part.

Bro 1: I went minge sniffing last night.
Bro 2: Did you catch the full sent?
Bro 3: Yeah, it's still nice and fishy.

by wasty messiah November 15, 2013