Slap the Bag

Removing the Bag of wine inside the box of wine and then passing it around, partaking of its sweet nectar as you simultaneously hold, pour, and slap the bag of wine.

"It's time to get drunk! SLAP THE BAG!"

by Nate Beal October 24, 2005

slap head

A bald person, or in the absence of a bald person, someone with a large forehead

"have you seen joannes boyfriend, he's a bleedin slap 'ed

by Anonymous October 22, 2003

slaphappy

due to extreme tiredness one becomes giddy with uncontrollable laughter, also described as naturally high

Jenkins:"Hey Bob! guess what?"
Bob: "What?"
Jenkins:"Fruit Loops!"
Bob:ahahahahahahaha!*laughs uncontrollably*
Jenkins:"Dude you're so slaphappy"

by sami and syd July 2, 2006

bitch slap

To open handedley slap someone. Denote disrespect for the person being bitch slapped as they are not worthy of a man sized punch. Suggests the slap was met with little resistance and much whining

Kieth owed me that $20 for weeks and I had to bitch slap the M.F. to get it back.

by Ken November 29, 2002

Leyden Slap

The act of being slapped back and forth in the face by a pair of breasts, preferably large.

I wanted a hand job, but all she gave me was a Leyden Slap. Can't complain though.

by The Basement Hunter March 20, 2010

National slap your sibling day

When it hits the 16th of November, don't forget about "National Slap Your Sibling Day".

Stepsiblings included.
Have a slapping time on the 16th! A day to mark in your calendar.

"Ow, why did you hit me?"
"It's National Slap Your Sibling Day!"

by UrbanWriter123 November 16, 2021

slaphead

A slaphead is usually a guy who is so naturally bald he makes most bald people look positively hirsuit, but really it can be any guy who is definitely bald or going bald. A slaphead is so obviously bald that you just wish it was acceptable to point out the patently obvious by slapping them 5 or 6 times in rapid succession on their bald shiny head. The term slaphead was actually introduced in the comedy of Benny Hill, a world famous British comedian (deceased). Benny always used a sketch where a small bald man would do something a little annoying to Benny Hill and benny would slap the guy a few times on his bald head.

boy1: What shall I buy my dad for christmas?
boy2: Well your dad's a slaphead so get him some
slaphead polish and a wooly hat

A rhyme sung by errant children to bald guys before running away quickly:

slaphead slaphead over there
what's it like to have no hair
is it hot or is it cold
you would know cuz you're so bald

by happyslapper January 3, 2008