sovietnam

The name that Russia would name Vietnam if they conquered it.

This is just a parody country that would sound good if combined. Soviet(Russia) + Vietnam = Sovietnam. Is that to hard to understand?

by SyrupClown September 14, 2007

soviet union

the greatest and most flourishing civilization to ever walk this earth

the soviet union is a genuine gift from god

by pureanonymoustruth May 16, 2018

Soviet Canuckistan

The proper name for the nation known as Kanata (ahem, Amerindian) or the more familiar, Canada. The nation to the North of me. With seemingly intelligent people who are total snobs. Well why wouldn't they be snobs? Well, what could be more fun than socialism, homosexuality and pedophilia trains, high crime rates running rampant, evil people, bobsledding, riding moose and maple syrup? :)

Also, the occasional eggnog and butchering of French language. You can't forget the eggnog though.

All the while, having no military but Al-Shabaab to support 'em. Communist Canada is #1 dudes, so why try harder? special snowflake

Yup, Canadians should be darned proud they're better than Americans. Canadians are the best! They invented everything. Best achievements include creating the Chevrolet and Ford, oh wait. Wasn't that Michigan state. Oh well. Other achievements include KISS, Bob Dylan, Mounties, Avril Lavigne, Green Day, Kurt Cobain, Avril Lavigne, Maple Syrup and the defeat of Nazi Germany. :)

Canadian: I just got back from my pedophile homosexual dad whooping me on my ass and touching me. When I woke I had Maple syrup for breakfast and rode Moose to school. Then we got into a knife fight with the other kids and the teachers and I murdered them all! Since guns are banned, I won! I am so cool. A typical day in the life. Yup, socialism and free healthcare. This is the best damned country on Earth. After school I fucked my dead teacher in her ass. What an awesome day.

American: Wow, that's awful. Are you Canadian?

Canadian: Yup. We're better than you fat Americans and are very very humble, my friend. We are #1, baby. So why try harder? Soviet Canuckistan - where dreams come true, we are number one baby! weeehoo. :)

by Abraham's Adversary June 15, 2016

savitar

a brown man with a need for speed; amazing driver, however riding in a vehicle with him will make you piss your pants if your not willing to take corners at 10/10th limit.

"DUDE!" *swerves around semi* "you so just pulled a savitar!"

by DaleJrsBFF February 3, 2010

Solitare

Another definition for masturbation when nobody else is around. See bob.

When Nikki is bored at home she likes to play solitare, especially with her friend Val

by b-unit c. May 2, 2005

Soviet national anthem

a prideful song that represents the most powerful army in the world

the soviet national anthem sounded beautiful when sang

by pureanonymoustruth May 16, 2018

solito

An Itailian surname classifying sex, or desperation for sex.

Hey Isabella, give me some Solito

by heythurrrrr July 18, 2009