semifag

a term essentially meaning bisexual, but a kind of endearing and friendly way of saying something that should be derogatory. bisexuals can call themselves semifags (as i often do)

friend: hanna ur such a semifag<33

hanna: i am not ashamed to say that i am a semifag!

by theflamingbisexual October 25, 2011

semi-skimmed homo

Semi-skimmed homo (sem•ee•skim•ed•hoe•mo)

When you have that one friend that adds "no homo" to the end of every homosexual thing they say, you refer to them as a "semi-skimmed homo" (1% homosexual).

"I want her to sit on my face. No homo. I'm straight I swear."

"Alice, you're a semi-skimmed homo."

by cindybuttsmacka November 1, 2014

seminal valve

The tube located in a man or hermaphrodite's penis from which the white glory bursts forth, usually accompanied by grunting and or moaning sounds of pleasure.

Caleb prodded his seminal valve with a toothpick and exploded on it with his hot, sticky love juice.

by mandingo_smash July 22, 2014

Semi-flirt

When one person is flirting and the other person doesn't realise\notice.

"Andrea semi-flirted with Phil"

by philLITERALLY December 28, 2015

Semila

A name originated from bosnia that means greatness and tranquilitty.

Semila is happy.

by Hogbondwarf October 25, 2016

Semicandid

When you know photos are being taken, you're prepared, but the photo you chose wasn't one you were particularly prepared/posing for.

Aww you like that photo? It was totally #Semicandid :')

by CharmingChurro314 June 29, 2017

Semika

Semika is a Sri Lankan prodigy, he wears pants that all women wear. he also is sexually attracted to bisexual blue whales. His beauty makes all the girls (and some boys) stair at him. It has been proven that any girl that have R in there name gets sexually attracted to Semika because of his admirable Sri Lankan Body. It does not matter how much he eats he never gets fucking fat. He gets an erection every time he looks at his expensive shoes like his Lebrons. his friends said that he moans every time he sees french fries dipped in pudding. Every time he sees soda he always wants to bust down and masturbate. Every night Semika unplugs his Xbox One S and sleeps with it if you know what I mean.

Human1: Hey, want to try french fries dipped in pudding?

Semika: Sure!

Semika: "Moans really loud"

Human2: what in the hell is wrong with him.

by Chanidu Gamage April 24, 2019