snag

an expression from the sixties and seventies used to describe what is known as today, "epic fail".
Usually if someone does incredibly stupid it can be used as an interjection and when you say, "snag" you must make an O.K. sign with your fingers and hold it out, away from your body, rather than up.
The "a" is pronounced long.

Peter: Haha, what happened to your shirt?
Bill: i was in the park today and i was eating an ice pop, when it fell off the stick and onto my shirt.
Peter: Snag, man!

by il capodanno December 15, 2008

Sarge

To hit on, flirt with, and manipulate women into sexual consent.

A: "Hey man, where's Joey?"
B: "He's over there trying to sarge"
A: "What a dog."

by That Random October 4, 2012

mall sarger

men or boys who go to the mall to look for hot single girls and try to strike up a conversation and get numbers

"Hey ladies.Could you help me and my friend here, we have a problem"

"Get outta here you creep. We know you're just a mall sarger, and we're not interested. GOT IT?"

by 1234_go 'n get 'em October 8, 2009

Sargasm

Sudden torrent of laughter, brought on by comical sarcasm, whether unintentional or purposefully done.

student- "Teacher, why does school last so long?'
Teacher- "Because we, in the faculty, value our students, and aim to help them succeed, plus we just love spending time with them!"
Other faculty member then begins to suffer a sargasm, consisting of uproarious laughter, apparently from the falsity of their co-workers comment.

by Abraham Delacey June 28, 2011

Sargent

A teacher that teaches ccp but never shows up

Sargent is missing

by ThomasJefferson69 March 12, 2019

Daniel Sargent

He is the biggest nonce alive and when a girl says hello to him he immediately gets a boner and will want to fist you, also he likes to be gay but is actually straight he does this by whispering behind your neck like a pedo and says come with me baby.

If somebody knows a Daniel Sargent stay away from them

by I crave pickles May 19, 2019

Sargasm

Faking an orgasm; or, pretending to enjoy said orgasm but being extremely sarcastic about it.

Derived from the words "sarcastic" and "orgasm."

Nah, it was a sargasm. He's actually terrible in bed.

by WorldOfKelso July 3, 2010