cake smashing

When a male ejaculates on the female's face while screaming "Happy Birthday" as loud as he can. This must be done on the female's birthday to qualify as Cake Smashing

"Hey Jim what are you gonna get Anna for her Birthday coming up?"
"Meh I'll give her a good cake smashing"

by Sowjoji July 27, 2014

slushing

when a female experiences the combination of embarrassment and sexual excitement, creating the combination of facial blushing and an increased vaginal secretions.

when I told her I only wanted her to have my babies, she started slushing.

by drewfro July 18, 2007

Smoshing

Driving while under the influence of extacy/E/MDMA, typically used in the sacramento area and/or NorCal

"dude, i was smoshing around town last night, going about 90 through stop signs"

by SamSmackbot February 28, 2009

Smashing the bag

When a bag needs a new cunt.

Person 1: What you up to tonight?
Person 2: Smashing the bag!
Person 1: MATE
Person 2: GOOD BAAAAAAG!

by Phil McPhilson October 30, 2011

The Smashing Pumpkins

Shallow MTV plugged 'alternative' rock band, that were heavily indebted to The Cure, My Bloody Valentine and Judas Priest. As plastic as Britney Spears.

Obnoxious Thirtysomething: Hey, the Smashing Pumpkins were musical revolutionaries. Billy Corgan's a genius!

Bob: Y'mean revolutionary by the standards of Rod Stewart? Oh... um, you seem to have got overexcited, you might wanna change those trousers.

Obnoxious Thirtysomething: Wha..? And who's this My Bloody Valentine band? I've never heard them on MTV, therefore they probably don't exist.... oh, have you got a paper towel?

by honest bob March 15, 2005

smashing blumpkin

taking a shit on the floor as u receive head from a really fat disgusting girl

"I just had the ill smashing blumpkin last nite with that huge bitch"

by goats February 23, 2005

shushing

When receiving a blowjob, the guy waits until he is about to reach orgasm at which point he shoves his penis as far as possible down the girls throat and violently ejaculates, causing the girl to vomit uncontrollably.

i was shushing this girl really hard last night and i think i got some nacho pieces stuck inside my dick.

by waylon MF'n jennings February 2, 2010