scooterist

Someone who rides scooters. See Also: Scooter Fag for a better example.

I'm a scooterist, I own a Lambretta.

by Voneville September 14, 2005

Iraqi Sharp Shooter

Anyone who can throw a rock more than 50 yards.

Hey, Sarge, what do you want me to do with the five Iraqi Sharp Shooters?
Sarge: Break their thumbs! Can't throw a rock without a thumb.

by King Castillo April 1, 2009

Smooth Sailor

An alcoholic beverage consisting of TaB (a diet cola popular in the 80's), bourbon, and garnished with a wedge of lime. Ideal drink to consume while listening to the smooth sounds of late 70's and early 80's yacht rock.

I like to enjoy a smooth sailor while piloting my boat and listing to Christopher Cross songs, but damn it's hard to find TAB!

by stereoagnostic June 16, 2011

Smooth Criminal

When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean.The shit left no residue on your ass, so its a smooth criminal.

Wow I took a shit, and as i wiped my ass I realised it was a smooth criminal bro,
Bless your clean ass boy

by haggybiatch October 9, 2016

smoot

A unit of distance first used for measuring the Harvard Bridge. It is named after an MIT fraternity pledge at Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity, Oliver R. Smoot (class of 1962), who in October, 1958 was rolled head over heels by his fraternity brothers to measure the length of the bridge. The smoot is equal to his height: 5'7" (1.70 m).

Harvard Bridge is 364.4 Smoots and one
ear.

by TexasDex February 24, 2005

Marlboro smooth

The best menthol cigarette anyone could have. Taste like pepermint, but not too overpowering.

Jim: I really need a cigarette!
Jon: Here, have marlboro smooth.
Jim:(takes a drag) Wow these are nice and minty. I don't think i will be smoking kools anymore.
Jon: You were smoking kools? why, those are really nasty?

by kman998 March 27, 2010

scooter ward

Lead singer of the rock band Cold.

Includes songs such as Gone Away, Suffocate, Just Got Wicked, Everyone Dies, Blame and Bleed

by Matt December 30, 2003