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Stan Smith 

A Stan Smith is a family man with conservative values. A Stan Smith has a sexy chin, has a beautiful voice, wears a wig to cover his baldness, and is fat. He also has a round ass. The typical Stan Smith has an annoying housewife, a loser son, and a staunch liberal daughter. A Stan Smith is typically employed at the CIA and has come into contact with an alien on at least one occasion. You know you're a Stan Smith when you have a talking German goldfish.
Person 1: Hey, did you see that guy with the sexy chin?
Person 2: Yeah, he has quite a voice.
Person 3: And his ass is to die for!
Stan Smith: Hello gentlemen. The name's Smith. Stan Smith.
Stan Smith by LiberalDestroyer007 August 15, 2018
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JR Smith 

"Jr Smith" - noun, verb . A situation where a person makes a mistake and the team or group of people the person is a part of exceedingly overreacts to that person's mistake when they've made similar contextual mistakes themselves several times and/or contributed secondarily to the outcome of this specific mistake.

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Example: "Man, don't JR Smith him like that." "Why are you trying to pull a JR Smith on me like that??"
JR Smith by Bridgepi3141259 June 16, 2018

Lamar Smith 

A messy, unflushable bowel movement that has been left in the toilet even though a plunger was readily available.
OK, which one of you left a Lamar Smith in the upstairs bathroom? I'm not cleaning that up.
Lamar Smith by fightsopa January 11, 2012

Roger Smith 

An alien drunkard from American Dad. He is basically apart of "The Smith Family" now.
No one else can drink as much as Roger Smith
Roger Smith by Petergriffin#awesome December 10, 2017

Commander Erwin Smith 

Commander Erwin Smith- the 13th commander of the Survey Corps, fast, quick thinking with a stunning intellect. His plans may not make much sense at the moment but he always has hidden ideals. His vast leadership skills are shown and put to the test when the female titan appears. Also the designer of the Long Distance Enemy Detection system, made to move a large group of troops by avoiding all titans if possible and relocating the direct path of the advancing units
commander Commander Erwin Smith- the 13th commander of the Survey Corps

Douglas Smith 

Douglas Smith is a Canadian - American actor who happens to be tall , gorgeous , extremely talented and can win the hearts of many girls at the same time. He has been in many movies and is in two bands called His Orchestra and Alaskan Summer. He has captivating bright blue eyes, curly brown hair, a beautiful singing voice that is as smooth as silk, a body of a god, and is pretty artistic. He is pretty tall, and also has an amazing smile that can brighten up a room in an instant. You can often see the man in him even though he has a baby face. He hates paparazi yet enjoys signing autographs.
I wish I could meet Douglas Smith.

uhh, you know he already has a girlfriend named Ashton Lunceford.

Darn :/
Douglas Smith by girlnextdoorrr August 6, 2011

Julian Smith 

Can only be described as totally awsome. Is a name for any body you look up to or want to be. Is also the only human form of Chuck Norris.
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I want to be just like Julian Smith.
Julian Smith by flurpel November 26, 2010