ghetto-smart

a ) (adj): neither school-smart, street-smart, nor trade-smart
b) (being)-noun: the ability to be a carrot in god's potato field in the sense that you only possess knowledge and skills that you learned in, and that are only relevant to, your ghetto neighborhood

If you grew up in certain parts of NDG, Montreal, Canada, you are probably ghetto-smart, as opposed to St Henri, where people are more street-smart and/or trade-smart

by Sexydimma January 1, 2015

Too Smart

When the average person can't compete with your level of intelligence. It's a huge turn-on for a woman to have above average intelligence

She's way too smart, how am i supposed to get her to like me?

by GOD517 May 28, 2018

Smartanus

Mostly male person who enjoys ending friendly arguments over scientific matters, which could have gone for hours and would have entertained both the people arguing and the audience, by pulling out his smartphone and declamating "on wikipedia, it says..". Is closely related to the hipster. The smartanusness of an individual is inversely correlated to its self-esteem and penis size.

John: "Man, I am totally sure! Tomatoes grow on trees!"
Jack:"Dude, where do yo get this from? Tomatoes are roots!"
Corey: "On Wikipedia, it says..."
John: "Put that phone down, you Smartanus, or I´ll shove it up your ass!"

by tadahbadumtss June 24, 2012

Smart Phone Stupid

The act of using one's smart phone to call someone for information you could have looked up on your smart phone by yourself.

Why call the theater for movie times when you could have just looked it up on your smart phone stupid?

by grasscarp99 November 15, 2011

Smart Car Jamboree

A gathering of little people inside a smart car, usually for a violent orgy

Smart Car Jamborees are the leading cause of smart car destruction in the United States.

by dddefinition September 23, 2014

smart g

The man, the myth, the legend. Has to include Mell in your name to be a classed as a "smart g"

"You lookin smart g"

by smart g December 7, 2016

Smart

This is probably not what you are if you had to come to urban dictionary to look this word up.

Urban Dictionary Edgy Kid: Eye ham barry sem art.
Me: Whatever you say, smartypants

by EpicCollision January 3, 2018