Car Salesman

A meme, involving a salesman slapping a car and saying "This bad boy can fit so much fucking X in it" with the text and other elements often edited.

Car salesman: *Slaps car* (Mia Khalifa)
This bad gorl can fit so much fucking history in it

by WhoDatFreshBoi July 12, 2018

yard sale

A lacrosse term used when a player of the opposing team is stick checked hard enough that he drops his stick, causing him to sometimes fall, keep running, or grab his head in disgust before being laid out by a longpole.

Jeb always tries to beat me with a cross but I know excactly where to check to get that nasty yard sale.

by David Burner May 21, 2005

salem

The Capital of Oregon. There is NOTHING to do here. Life is boring and lame.

Salem, OR is a very boring city

by Will Baumann April 7, 2008

salem

the town in southern illinois known for the large amount of pot circulating in the hallways of the high school and the even larger amount of pregnancies. the skate park, family video, and old walmart are the hotspots. you do not want to go here. ever.

Person: Let's go to Salem, Illinois!
Person 2: FUCK THAT.

by asdffghfjk June 24, 2009

sales reptile

The unabbreviated term for sales rep. Properly denotes their slithery, "speak with forked tongue", sneaky nature.

The sales reptile convinced me to buy way too expensive of a car. Bet he had to meet his quota.

by Puddintan3 July 29, 2006

salem

hottest person ever. best leo in the whole world and literally loves all their mutuals.

Salem is the best person in the world.

by urfavelittleleo June 25, 2021

Salem

Salem is a cool guy. He the type of person all the boys want to be and all the girls want to fuck. Salem is getting with ladies left and right, but sadly that's all he's good for. Salem has great muscle definition and has an absolutely massive cock.

Person 1: Hey, did you see Lauren last night
Person 2: Nah dude, she was probably fucking Salem again
Person 1: Damn, I wish I was a Salem

by DiscoSisco June 12, 2018