about to slump

About to fall asleep

Yo I'm about to slump

by jumpman1098 June 12, 2016

Introvert's slump

When an introvert becomes even more introverted for a time, choosing to just work or stay home 24/7 instead of seeing even their closest friends.

I've been in such an introvert's slump lately, I haven't seen or even texted my BFF in over a week.

by Kt P July 17, 2020

slump

lazy sex, usually includes eating pizza and watching the game

we slumped last night at dinner, the pizza guy was late

by ebgg June 2, 2013

Slumpkin

Gettin a blumpkin (head on toilet) while watching Slum Dog Millionare

"Dude, lindsay gave me a slumpkin"

other guy- "shes quite the crack whore"

first guy-"fuck it lets deface the local Mcdonalds by writing wiener on the wall next to a dick

by fagelerino April 30, 2009

Slumpatost

A disfunctional dirty bastard who liks to masterbate while listening to Elton John.

Bob you are a slumpatost so piss off!

by Duane Ellis July 31, 2003

Slump

A small albino giraffe the is stuck on an island and is really sad.... because he is stuck.

Man! I saw a slump today, and it was really sad!

by I'mSmartYouCanTrustMe October 10, 2011

stumpfuck

A technique used to fuck a large farm animal in a cleared field.

After looking into No. 29's big brown eyes I knew I would have to take her out of the barn and stumpfuck her.

by Ben Dover October 19, 2004