Sloose

To masturbate or to pleasure yourself with lubricant. Often done with water or more extremely done with such things as butter.

"I'll be sweet to go out after squash!! I just need to go for a sloose"

"Those slamming hotties were so fine I could sloose right here with this tomato sauce!"

by Dusty Clown February 18, 2010

showstoppin

1)When you're in the car, and you ride slow, and you doin' things that the girls don't do.
2)Roadhead in a convertible.

1)We were showstoppin' all through vegas!
2)I was showstoppin' this guy, and he came all over my mink bucket seats!

by aubreydwoodsshannon March 22, 2008

cop shows

TV shows aka series about police using science and computers to hunt criminals. Usually made by people outrageously ignorant of science or computers to the point of not even googling their shit, as proven by Cracked.com(caused by applectomy?).

Me and my brother were reading Cracked.com article titled "8 Scenes That Prove Hollywood Doesn't Get Technology".
I: Newer cop shows still can't get close to reality, I seen a corpse's closed eyes react to camera flash in The Wire, first shot of 2nd episode.
Brother: o_O Whyyyyyy?! Every lame half-noob can do flashes digitally for free in seconds.
I: Nothing like a baffling fail at faking a corpse in a cop show. :/

by Dhatzster May 13, 2011

sloshing

(v) to come on to, hit on, or pursue another individual in an overt and/or unwanted manner

can also be used as a noun; slosh. an annoying crackwhore

I hate the way your friend Melissa is sloshing on Enrique, our hot pool boy.

by chachi j. February 1, 2006

Blood Gang also known as BK Slobs

A street gang originated in Los Angeles California bkack in the late 60's to defend against the crip gang because the crips were bkeating there ass every single day. Now sets are located nationwide bkut dying everyday.Most Bkloods are fake and scared of the westside 107 Hoover Criminal gang the most dangerous gang and ruthless in the word.The BKloods wear dead bkandanas to the right.Slobks stay lokey bkecause there scared of the Hoover Groover slobk removers.
The first definition for Bklood bkack in 1969 when the first five non crip sets were being formed by T. Rogers was Black Liberation Organization Of Defense.The Slobs are the weakest gang in America.The also have they're on fast food resturant called Burger King.The Bkloods are also known as oo-lobs,Slobs,Blobs,flood,Bkillaz,and fluid.

Blood Gang also known as BK Slobs B stands for Bitches.Most slobs are fake.

by THE STORY OF Bloods March 25, 2009

slops

Any act of clumsyness, sloppyness. Something undesirable

'Nnick: "I left my lights on dude!"
ME: "Slops"

NN: "You aren't talking about Roxanne are you? cuz Andy already hit that slops"

*someone drops the blunt* "damn yo that's big time slops"

ME: "I turned that trick down, I don't like slops"

by Edd1e August 14, 2006

Salowsky

Similar to: Boy genius, hope of Mankind.

This hybrid of an individual is considered to be the epicenter of rediculous. Has "flock or seaguls" hairstyle and is unlike anything you have ever seen before. If you have ever experienced this absurd phenomena, awesome, keep up the good work. If not, do it to it.

A force to be reckoned with for the Guitar.

A force to be reckoned with on a unicycle.

A force to be reckoned with enjoying ice cream.

Hott. Like putting you tongue in a toaster.

"Thats typical Salowsky"

"Karen is always a dousche bag.. Salowsky is just retarded"

"Oh Steve has a guitar in his hand, no way!"

"Oh my god Steve is so HOT right now, hansel and zoolander are just trying to be fabio/salowsky styled."

"Your parents must be retarded.. because, You are Special."

by 8 pound 6 ounce baby jesus December 12, 2008