aubreydwoodsshannon's definitions

merry go round

When you prop a girl on your penis and you spin her around, while playing/singing creepy carnival music.

I gave that bitch the merry go round last night, and she was real dizzy!

by aubreydwoodsshannon March 22, 2008

nutcracker

A female politician commonly known for busting balls and staying with unfaithful husbands.

Hillary Clinton is a nutcracker.

by aubreydwoodsshannon March 22, 2008

showstoppin

1)When you're in the car, and you ride slow, and you doin' things that the girls don't do.
2)Roadhead in a convertible.

1)We were showstoppin' all through vegas!
2)I was showstoppin' this guy, and he came all over my mink bucket seats!

by aubreydwoodsshannon March 22, 2008