A skip rat is a beautiful creature that walks in an aloof fashion and wears a wispy mane of hair. A natural forager that is strangely drawn to shiny things and anything that would be considered worthless to normal people.
There is an example of a skip rat who is part of the Grangetown Massive his identity shall remain a secret.
by Hot Beef April 26, 2006
Get the skip rat mug.National Skip School day is an unofficial holiday on the 2nd of December in the United States of America created by TikTok.
However in Australia children who skip school on the 2nd of December risk up to 12 years in prison or a $50,000 fine as well as seizure of all future Christmas presents.
However in Australia children who skip school on the 2nd of December risk up to 12 years in prison or a $50,000 fine as well as seizure of all future Christmas presents.
Borris: Did you hear about Koby?
Baxter: No? What happened?
Borris: He skipped school on the 2nd of December for National Skip School Day and now he’s been locked up, the judge sentenced him to 10 years without bail!
Baxter: Could be worse Mason got 11 years and lost all his Christmas presents for the rest of his life! They should have just listened to their mum and gone to school.
Baxter: No? What happened?
Borris: He skipped school on the 2nd of December for National Skip School Day and now he’s been locked up, the judge sentenced him to 10 years without bail!
Baxter: Could be worse Mason got 11 years and lost all his Christmas presents for the rest of his life! They should have just listened to their mum and gone to school.
by Koby’s a Butt November 26, 2019
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Trussell: the difference between a Mac and a PC-*lisp*
Matt: Shut up you ole' skip scop scalleywag motha!
David: Damn he just went time hater on your ass!
Trussell: Shut up guys...seriously *lisp*
Matt: Shut up you ole' skip scop scalleywag motha!
David: Damn he just went time hater on your ass!
Trussell: Shut up guys...seriously *lisp*
by MO AK-TOWN March 7, 2008
Get the skip scop scalleywag mug.by Hmeysvjr October 20, 2019
Get the Senior skip day mug.When you fall asleep while masturbating and wake up with your flaccid penis in your hand, either minutes or hours later.
"I thought I'd rip a beat to help me focus before I pulled my all-nighter. I didn't mean to skip a beat but I did, and I failed my exam."
by bgrah448 April 11, 2009
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Get the Skip Bayless mug.The well-known mouse-maneuver that you perform while impatiently waiting to watch a YouTube video. As soon as your desired video loads up on the screen, you immediately zip your cursor over to the "you can skip ad in __ seconds" and breathlessly wait for the seconds-ticker to count down to "0" and switch to "skip ad".
Nowadays, YouTube makes us "suffer 'n' simmer" through **two** boring commercials --- instead of just one --- before our requested video starts, and so we haft do da "skip ad" cursor-hover **twice** before we get to view da precious video dat we went on YouTube to watch --- and no, Toyota; dis is NOT "dat one time dat we like da fifteen-second ad better than da video dat follows"! What a loada bull-crap --- for your info, we **never** like ANY of da 0%!$@# YouTube ads, no matter WHAT they're about!
by QuacksO June 11, 2018
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