by jim jim the magic bean September 5, 2006
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by Mathura August 19, 2004
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The act of a beta male worshipping women who dont deserve it because they believe it will get them in favour with women for sexual benefit.
This act includes being a puppet for her to manipulate as she deems fit; offering to provide unrequited time and resources to the woman; agreeing to everything she says without question or challenge; Building up her self esteem by telling her that she is beautiful and liking her social media photos (a counterproductive exercise for a Simp to do as it makes a woman feel like she's too good for him); Being her emotional tampon when she needs a shoulder to cry on in between all her failed alpha boyfriend relationships; and the act of "White-Knighting" which is defending a woman's poor behaviour irrespective when she is in the wrong.
The act of a beta male worshipping women who dont deserve it because they believe it will get them in favour with women for sexual benefit.
This act includes being a puppet for her to manipulate as she deems fit; offering to provide unrequited time and resources to the woman; agreeing to everything she says without question or challenge; Building up her self esteem by telling her that she is beautiful and liking her social media photos (a counterproductive exercise for a Simp to do as it makes a woman feel like she's too good for him); Being her emotional tampon when she needs a shoulder to cry on in between all her failed alpha boyfriend relationships; and the act of "White-Knighting" which is defending a woman's poor behaviour irrespective when she is in the wrong.
Man, stop Simping over that woman. She has you by the balls and you're thinking with your little head instead of your big head! She's not worth it.
by Cyborg2000 November 27, 2019
Get the Simping mug.Simping, known to simps as "modern day chivalry" is an extremely serious violation of the bro code, and is against the saying, 'bros before hoes'. Instead, it is basically 'hoes before bros'. To simp is to try to gain the attention and play from a person that has caught the simp's eye. Simping never works, and it just makes you look like a pathetic piece of pond scum. A simp will do anything to try and appeal to the person being simped on, even spend their life savings on them.
Bro 1: Hey, where's Bro 3?
Bro 2: Oh, me and Bro 4 caught him simping.
Bro 1: Should we forgive him? He shares great memes, after all.
Bro 2: a b s o l u t e l y n o t
Bro 2: Oh, me and Bro 4 caught him simping.
Bro 1: Should we forgive him? He shares great memes, after all.
Bro 2: a b s o l u t e l y n o t
by oh god please no May 28, 2020
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by Kaboom December 31, 2004
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What do you say we settle this dispute with a good ole fashioned Simi Valley Showdown?
He got the role fair and square after he won the Simi Valley Showdown.
He got the role fair and square after he won the Simi Valley Showdown.
by GetCrunk88 January 31, 2010
Get the Simi Valley Showdown mug.The one Middle - Eastern country that the U.S doesn't want to set foot in.
As the name suggests the country's largest demographic are Simps.
Their favorite thing to do is turn on their computers, login to Twitch, TikTok, and of course OnlyFans(Ur GF's real source of income". They then proceed to spend their whole days jacking off, and making "supportive" comments in hopes that their favorite "content creator" will notice them. The craziest part about all this is the fact that they make money off what many people in other countries would consider to be a waste of time . The average Simpistani makes around $200 PokeCoin an hour. That equates to roughly 2 USD.
As you can probably tell, the Simpistans most imported items are soft tissues, socks, lubricant(Lubriderm, Aveeno, and some oil from Saudi Arabia), and of course computers.
GDP: About as low as their social skills
National Anthem: "Eat My Ass" - Belle Delphine
National Food: Every Soy product imaginable
Simping is so ingrained in the country's culture that every year on December 31, they gather in Justin Bieber Square and toss all there "hard" earned money at statues of the following:
Alinity
SSSniperWolf
Pokimane
BernieTikTokGirl
Neekolul
Belle Delphine
As the name suggests the country's largest demographic are Simps.
Their favorite thing to do is turn on their computers, login to Twitch, TikTok, and of course OnlyFans(Ur GF's real source of income". They then proceed to spend their whole days jacking off, and making "supportive" comments in hopes that their favorite "content creator" will notice them. The craziest part about all this is the fact that they make money off what many people in other countries would consider to be a waste of time . The average Simpistani makes around $200 PokeCoin an hour. That equates to roughly 2 USD.
As you can probably tell, the Simpistans most imported items are soft tissues, socks, lubricant(Lubriderm, Aveeno, and some oil from Saudi Arabia), and of course computers.
GDP: About as low as their social skills
National Anthem: "Eat My Ass" - Belle Delphine
National Food: Every Soy product imaginable
Simping is so ingrained in the country's culture that every year on December 31, they gather in Justin Bieber Square and toss all there "hard" earned money at statues of the following:
Alinity
SSSniperWolf
Pokimane
BernieTikTokGirl
Neekolul
Belle Delphine
President: We still need to find some more strategic positions near the Iranian border
Secretary of Defense: We already have some in Iraq, Syria, and Saudi Arabia
Some Other Dipshit Politician: Why don't we set up shop in Simpi-
President: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE you imbecile. I would rather do my job properly, than send the troops to Simpistan
Secretary of Defense: We already have some in Iraq, Syria, and Saudi Arabia
Some Other Dipshit Politician: Why don't we set up shop in Simpi-
President: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE you imbecile. I would rather do my job properly, than send the troops to Simpistan
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