simisear

The definition of failure; creepy face, middling stats, bad level-up moveset, and worst of all, Pansear is so much better (cuteness-wise). Simisear is so bad that it was rated worst pokemon in Japan.

guy1: heyyyyyy i have fire stone time to evolve me pansear
guy2: dont simisear is ugly if you evolve him throw him in the water

by marill enjoyer December 11, 2022

Simisola (Male)

Simisola is a very sweet boy. He is someone that has gone through so many life challenges but still manages to bounce back stronger and stronger. He is a hard lover and a hopeless romantic. When he falls in love with you, he is yours for life.

Her: Simisola (Male) is an epitome of love and bravery.

by Aunty Tem Tem January 13, 2024

Simaism

The art of getting the first letter of the first word mixed with the second letter of the second word - or visa versa.....

1 - So sorry I did not call back but i "pucked up my fuc code" simaism and could not access my mobile.

2 - My bears are eyely open.

3 - I do not want to grow up and be a farted kipper (carpet fitter)

4 - Am sure you met ge!

And all true and bithout a weverage

by simamb January 15, 2009

Samisfied

This term was built out of the words samisfied/samisfaction and Sam. Sam is regarding to other definition a great guy who knows what's up and how to treat a girl.

The term samisfied will be used, if Sam has successful sex with a hot girl (at least a 9 on the scale to 10). It can only be used if the girl really enjoyed the act.

Samisfied can also be used as a pick up line. Check the example.

Two girls talking...
X: How was your night yeasterday with Sam?
Y: Oh damn I got samisfied!

As a pick up line...
Sam: Girls are you ready for some samisfaction.

by MR.Samisfaction May 20, 2010

semistache

half a mustache.

Don't wear a semistache. It doesn't suit you.

by uttam maharjan August 6, 2010

simian's supper

the last hit, spliff or drink of the day that keeps the monkey off your back while you sleep

Jimmy didn't want to wake up rattling, so he had a simian's supper before he hit the sack

by The Turtle's Head September 22, 2010

shmist

The refreshing splash of water that cools down your butt cheeks when poop hits the surface of toilet water, making the toilet paper impossible to use.

Jhonny got shmisted because his small intestine absorbed too much water, making his feces heavy.

by BorderSpice March 4, 2011