shocker schmenocker

A variation of the ever popular shocker. Performed when the middle and ring finger are inserted into the vagina and the pinky into the anus. The "schmenocker" is performed when the clitoris is flicked with the index and the thumb. shocker

Brenda's orgasm was so intense that she said she had been schmenocked.

by Rat Bastard February 23, 2004

spartan shocker

the pinky finger is put into the ass then 2 middle fingers are folded into the palm,after that the index finger is put into the vagina.then vigorously wiggle thumb while adding wrist action.

once my girl was warmed up I gave her the spartan shockerand history was maid.

by antous on topolots April 1, 2008

pentagon shocker

When you're climbing over a fence and a picket pokes you right up the pooper.

(The PENTAGON Shocker, because it's the Department of DE FENCE)

I slipped while jumping the fence and gave myself the old Pentagon Shocker

by Spankleberry April 26, 2017

shocker dock

A butthole. A dock for the pinky shocker.

That bike seat went up my shocker dock.

by Knutmeg June 28, 2014

Shocker Aid

A historic match played between the 2 biggest teams in the league. "Ingurland V", the biggest team in the league, play "World V" every Thursday at 10:20 AM.
so far, one season has been played of shocker Aid, which resulted in the smaller team, "World V" winning by 1 point in the league table.

Person 1: "you going watching shocker aid at top basket ball court today?"
Person 2:"yeh man"

by hahayehman November 10, 2022

Dude Shocker

One in the dink and one in the stink!

Terry thought the shocker should be more gender neutral... So he gave Nick the dude shocker... They both agreed it was fun...

by CatPenis69 March 8, 2019

Shocker Collar

A collar that wraps around ones neck and waist and has two sharp dildos. One big one…for the butthole. And one really tiny one…for the urethra.

“While working as a dominatrix Barbara would often times use the shocker collar to humiliate and entice her clients. The large dildo for the ass was always expected, but the small dildo in the urethra was always a real shocker”

“Michael, why are you walking so funny?”, Jeff asked.

“Well Shannon used the shocker collar on me last night and now I’m bleeding out my peehole”.

by Norman Lilith Mavis-Morticia February 5, 2022