Shitblock

What your roommate does every morning, when they occupy the restroom for an eternity and you really need to take a dump. They also may or may not leave some of the most heinous smell there after they're finally done, making you question whether you really need to go that bad.

Person: *bangs on bathroom door
Roommate: "Just 40 more minutes!"
Person: "You've been there for two hours already, stop shitblocking me!"

by Dubious.Life December 17, 2023

Sherlock

A short Asian boy with limited vocabulary and a banging bowl cut

Person 1: 'Hey sherlock I like your hair today'
Sherlock: 'Kill yourself you fucking cunt' *slowly walks away and gets thundercunted by some fat fucker with a basketball*

by bigcockgingerman November 23, 2023

Sherlockin'

A colloquial term for digging around in other people's lives to figure out problems such as stalkers, creepy people, pervs and others, even if the other person doesn't ask you to.

"Wassup brudda, how the holiday's been?

Nothin much, just been sherlockin' around for Britney"

by AlbyChu April 10, 2024

Sherlocking

When your client/device is having internet issues ,for instance "disconnecting" or even "high ping" and heavy latency. the curse can be lifted through a prayer to the sherlock gods

HELP, IM SHERLOCKING AAAAAAAAAA

by Skilledpixel60 April 16, 2024

Sherlock Stare

Sherlock Stare is when you open you stare at someone and open your mouth so much that your lips start to tear. Sherlock Stare is done when you encounter a moment that you will say "No Shit, Sherlock" to someone. Also this works as a ragebait as well. This kind of staring is required for 4 dimensional flicker raping as well. When Sherlock Stare and jumping is done at the same time, you may ascend to fjordglimping. Sherlock Stare is close to Gorping too.

Ragebait usage;
Omar: Yo bro, what's 9+10?
Cain: 21. *Starts doing Sherlock Stare*

Normal usage;
Jamal: Yo mate 2+2 is 4 right?
Ethan: *Sherlock Stare*

by Financial Slaves December 26, 2024

Sherlock Stare

Sherlock Stare is when you stare at someone and open your mouth so much that it starts to tear. It's used when you encounter a situation where you will say "No shit, Sherlock". It may also be used as a ragebait. This method is required for 4 dimensional raping as well. When done while jumping you may ascend to fjordglimping. Gorping is another variation of the Sherlock Stare.

Ragebait usage;
Omar: Yo bro, what's 9+10?
Cain: 21. *Sherlock Stare*

Normal usage;
Jamal: Yo mate, 2+2 is 4 right?
Ethan: *Sherlock Stare*

by Financial Slaves December 26, 2024

Sherlocked

To demonstrate boundary enforcement so flawless it qualifies as performance art.

The internet watched @i_am__sherlocked__ in awe as she sherlocked through the entire event.

by MadlyMaudlin October 8, 2025