Shlurp

Sucking a turd out of someone’s ass through A straw.

Shlurped it like a man.

by Shlurpking May 8, 2018

Slorp

A word used to end a sentence or get the last word in a very obnoxious way.
Created by Dr. Saco

Mother: Son....I said clean you're room 30 minutes ago!

son: I will, quit nagging!

Mother: No i wont! Finish what your doing and go clean... And watch that language!

son: Slorp!!!

by Saco F March 29, 2009

shlurp

1.) this means i love you bitch text me back more because i miss you.💜💜.

"shlurp🥺."

by shlurp. July 1, 2020

shlomp

sitting in a bent way

dan assleap

by danny cadman April 26, 2003

Shlopfest

The procedure in which a large African American gathers/collects the trickling residue from his armpits and deposits into cup. Now a Swedish back-packer plucks several pubic hairs from her vaginal crevasse and at the same time, releases natural (yet tasty) liquid flatulence into the same cup. Thus creating the first of 10 ingredients.
2. Horse-radish
3. Garlic (helps relief colds and flu's)
4. Pepper + Salt
5. Grandmothers secret shloppy sauce with assistance from Pop.
6. Dingle-berries fresh from the gooch of a close relative (preferable Aunty Norma)
7. Corn-relish mixed with out-of-date (woolworth limited) milk, with a touch of fore-head grease.
8. Your dad's Smegma (built up crud and crust from inbetween foreskin and penis)
9. Weet-bix, left exposed to the sun for 3 weeks, allowing the brewing of nature scents.
10. 10ml of water (no more, no less)
This shloppy concoction is poured vigorously down any open crevasse of one's desire. Allow the mixture of pure ingredients to settle and shlopify into the essence of one's body and soul. Once achieved, one will feel uplifted, enlighted, and may find oneself dead. This is an experience that is unforgivable yet imperative for one to complete before death. There is one vital rule that can only assure festivities of shlop, that being, numerous people must attend/participate (otherwise, not being a fest).

"Wanna come to my shlopfest tonight Gazza?"

"ahhh, yeah what is it?"

"Search 'Schlopfest' on UrbanDictionary.com"

*later, after Gazza searches this definition*

"Sure brew, im in, do u want me to bring the shloppy sauce or the dingle-berries, I dont mind"

"Naa thats fine, I already have them in ample supply, you just bring the water yeah?"

"Alright, sounds good"

"Anyways, how was your day?"

(Conversation continues...)

Shlop

by Bethwaite August 2, 2010

shorp

shorp is something that is round and pointy

sharp is not round but still pointy

you feel?

The alien teeth at the Museum of Natural History were quite shorp; five people were impaled in just one week!

by flufflepuff07 June 1, 2022

splorp

splorp, (splorp) NOUN. A wet, gurgling noise, like a cow defecating.

Yossarian pulls off the bombardier's flack jacket, and 'splorp,' out spill his liver, kidneys and intestines.

by Maxhole June 25, 2009