shitbitch

Word used after an unfortuate event.

Shitbitch, now my shirt is shitbitched!

by hahaha December 5, 2003

shiitake slap

"shiitake slap" also known as mushroom slapping, or cock smacking, is the action of cock smacking. A shiitake slap is when a person (usually circumsized male) slaps another person with their genetilia, leaving a mushroom imprint on their head.

Jake shiitake slapped Khale and left a mushroom imprint on his head.
I will shiitake slap you!

by Aces R High October 20, 2006

son of a shiite

A more pleasant name for son of a bitch, derogatory to Arabs and/or complete fucktards.

Abula-Muhammed: Check out my new math alogorithms!
Joe: Shut the fuck up you son of a shiite, and while you're at it shimmy up my mule.

by Haywood Jablome October 15, 2003

shit it

towines use it to scare non towines (note:dose not work)
non towies take piss of it like : poo it

gay

by luke grinstead May 13, 2003

Bank shiting

Where someone usually a neohippie goes into a bank pulls down there pants and shits. It is done as a protest against the evil economic system that keeps people in poverity and brainwashed into believeing that it's the only way to live and see life as materialistic.

John is bank shiting.

by Deep blue 2012 April 21, 2010

give-a-shititis

Giving a shit; caring about something. Generally used in sarcasm, though sometimes give-a-shititis is used with a preceding negator, such as doesn't-give-a-shititis, or I-don't-give-a-shititis.

Related to give-a-fuck bay, I don't give a shit, and so on.

Wow, after hearing you pour out your heart, I really want to help. You've given me a total case of give-a-shititis for retarded ugly children.

by medic007 June 17, 2008

shititch

a scratch to the ass due to incessant itching. should not be executed in public.

"I was standing outside the club when I had a shititch, man that shit was embarassing but i had to do it."

by itsaterribleone December 22, 2008