Shampoosiando

Salvadorean/Virginian slang for masturbating with shampoo. It can also mean to goof off at work.

Mario likes to hide in the back corner to shampoosiando for 5-10 minutes.

by 7031 April 14, 2022

Shampoo Yogurt

Refers to Shampoo Mixed with Yogurt.
Phrase Commonly Used by Kindergarten Children.

I Really Like the Taste of Shampoo Yogurt.

by mechanicalgroundmark February 28, 2023

semposal

(n)- a proposal from one person asking another person to a semi-formal dance. Much like a "promposal", but arguably an even dumber term, It combines the words "semi-formal" and "proposal".

While best left not done at all, semposals can range from a simple note to elaborate interpretive dance depending on how badly the semposer wants to be rejected.

Chad performs a dramatic skit of the shame he will endure if Stephanie doesn't accept his semposal. Later, Stephanie and Chad go to the semi-formal where they dance in tiny romantic circles during the slow jams.

by Don Vermillion April 16, 2023

Apple Shampoo

An underrated Blink-182 song, coming from the album Dude Ranch

"Why is the guitar on Apple Shampoo so good?"

by Atomic Arrow December 21, 2017

Moo Shampoo

The act of purposely or accidentally dropping milk or semen on someone's head.

I said in my face Arnold! Now you've given me a moo shampoo. My hair is ruined.
Sorry honey, i just couldn't control it.

by Steven Stephalonavich August 24, 2021

Pass The Shampoo

1: A saying used when a student wishes that the entire class ignores the teacher.

Random good looking guy coined the term when he found out a girl in his school was using a shampoo bottle to pleasure herself (she told a friend and he was right next to them).

Guy: pass the shampoo!!!!

Teacher: WTF DOES THAT MEAN!!!!!!!?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!

Class: ................................................

by Big Boi Jamming May 21, 2011

flo's shampoo bottle

i am flos shampoo bottle

BROOO is that flo's shampoo bottle

by hzkthkdyhkdyx August 21, 2021