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sheard

of or about, describing the likes of a shitty beard. shitty + beard = sheard
"dude, take a look at that sheard."

"my bonch has more hair than that guy's sheard."

"when i kissed her, she rejected me, stating simply that while real men can grow beards, i can not, for i am only sheard-capable."

"hey, lee hursh: nice sheard, ass hole!"
by brady fitzgerald October 16, 2008
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Shea

A skanky whore with more diseases than you can shake a stick at. Normally learns to be a tramp from a gold digging mother whose even worse. Marked by slutty behaviour and having skanky whore friends.
My girlfriend totally pulled a Shea and went to Key West to fuck whatever moved on my birthday weekend.
by Blacknblue30 October 18, 2016
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Shejaculate

What a woman expels from her vagina when she has an orgasm. Recent statistics on how often and how much a woman discharges when she orgasms are still scant and indicate little has changed since Shere Hite wrote "The Hite Report," 1981. Research indicates shejaculate is comprised of fructose, glucose, prostatic specific antigen (PSA), which is said to originate in the Skene's Gland. It is safe to say, a small portion )or more) of what is shejaculated during orgasm is urine.
Mary Jane's shejaculate tasted sweet as mascato wine unfortunately few people knew how to get it to cum out.
by Cathy Comedie January 23, 2021
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Shejaculation

noun
shē-ˌja-kyə-ˈlā-shən

1. the act of shejaculating. What a person, who identifies as a she, does when having an orgasm where a fluid, shejaculate, discharges from a vagina (or penis if the penis owner is a she).

Variations of: If one is fluid, or non-binary, this fluid and this action may change name to satisfy the need of the gender or the one in the throes of this action.
Examples: hejaculation, queerjaculation, themjaculation, etc...
Shejaculation, once reached, ended the night of romance.
by Cathy Comedie January 23, 2021
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Shea-shore

Actually supposed to be pronounced 'see-saw' in reference to a the play ground equipment. However, this is a cute way of saying it. Its a term of endearment for someone who balances your personal see-saw or she-shore for you. you're better half. can be your best friend, your sibling or someone close to you who is beyond awesome.
when milly is with sandra, her shea-shore is balanced
by RolaAndari July 7, 2010
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shea9 Samsung

The newest model of the "shea" product by korean phone company Samsung.
This phone is mostly seen in the hands of filipino. This is a very popular model in their community.
Guy: Hey kuya! Did you get the new Shea9 Samsung phone?

Guy 2: Yes i did. A lot of my filipino friends have it. I think it is very useful and it can fit in my hand.
by jefferyjung May 31, 2011
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sheaperds hook

I broke my dick now it looks like a sheaperds hook.
by Fats Wilson September 17, 2013
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