Musaf wa shatta

(Noun) The act of brutally sodomizing a bicurious and slightly overweight Pakistani male while one's erect genitalia is covered fully or partially with Arabian hot sauce.

Faraz: Bro, I heard that Paki might be a cock jockey. Amir told me he saw him staring at Omar's crotch in the locker room.
Ahmad: I bet he'd love some Musaf wa shatta with Omar ibn al Khattab!

by Omar al-Makhnouth November 8, 2017

Lord of sharts

Lord of sharts means to be the king of all the sharts that snuck there way through your booty cheeks and in to your underwear.

I am the lord of sharts.

by Lord of sharts July 18, 2020

Shatting

The act of cheating, lying, deceiving, cheating, playing ho's, and just plain being a dirtbag.

"Elissa came over and i got head. Then me and Kelly went to get ice cream. and then i fucked Chel in the back seat of my car. I was Shatting hardcore."

by William_Shatner August 14, 2009

Shants

Pants that were cut into shorts.

It was hot outside, so I made some shants from my pants.

by jimmy gunz April 27, 2009

shatter

Another name for methamphetamines.

I snorted some shatter and stayed up for 3 days.

by pokesmot March 14, 2006

Shatter

A combination of the words Shit and Splatter, used to describe the aftermath matter dripping off the bottom of a toilet seat, following a vicious case of diarhea.

Man. don't use stall #2 - someone really shattered the toilet seat

by Themayer December 27, 2009

Shattle

The act of defication while riding a bicycle. Primarily used to provide extra cushioning and support between the saddle of the bicycle and the posterior of the cyclist.

1. Lance shattled himself during the race in an effort to provide the support he lost to his missing testicle.

2. I heard John shattle in an effort to relieve his aching ass.

by fotofotof June 30, 2015