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Senoritis

The disease most seniors get when about to graduate from highschool. Results in bad grades, slacking of, or incesent partying.
1. "Man, how did Carol fail that test? She's a straight A student."
"Oh, I think she just got a bad case of senoritis."
by mi. April 8, 2008
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santorum

1. A closet case who will help keep theocracy in power in the USA and spread the crusade worldwide.

2. A mixture of feces, KY and pretty boy closet case huckster drool.
There are two theocracies left in the world: Iran and the USA. Christofascists unite! Homo sex is abomination in bible -- immediately before the next "abomination," touching the skin of a dead pig. Down with fags and down with the Superbowl! Vote Santorum!
by Fascistophobe March 19, 2005
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Senior Project

Acronym: SP

1) A project destined to unlimited procrastination by the senior class until far past the 11th hour of the final night causing most seniors to skip many days of school in an attempt to "get a start on" or "complete" the incomprehensible derogatory assignment and in tern either have a long string of sexual intercourse, or to seek the need for a sexcratary, or a long excursion to the beach or long days on xbox live or world of warcraft.
Senior 1: So dude, I stayed home to do my senior project today.

Senior 2: How much did you get done?

Senior 1: Well dude, I tried to start, then I had to pee... then I was hungry so I had a sex biscuit.
by Mrchace January 22, 2009
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Señor Bitchface

Professional European football player David Villa (pronunciation in english: Dahveed Veeah).

Currently playing on club level for wonderful F. C. Barcelona in Spain in La Liga (also called Primera Division) and has been a consistent player for the Spanish national team (with the number 7 on his shirt).

Villa is commonly known and also very famous for his ability to make bitchfaces.

Villa has been awarded 1st place in the "bitchface" category and is without arguing and the leading expert in his field. (See winning pictures on www.kickette.com).

Villa has therefore been given the name "Señor Bitchface".
Google him online and you'll see the pictures with Señor Bitchface (posted on www.kickette.com on a few different occasions) and don't forget to look at Fernando Torres's bitchfaces too while you're at it (2nd place).
by Barcelista June 15, 2010
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Miami Beach Senior High

The worst school imaginable filled with crack heads and wiggers
"i hope your not Miami Beach Senior High trash, are you?"
by Ms. Rodriguez August 4, 2019
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señora

Hola Señora, ¿Como estas?
by AC December 21, 2003
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senioritis

A virus which seems to affect mainly second semester seniors, with few eceptions (First semester Seniors etc). This virus can be deadly to one's grades, as the carrier becomes totally apathetic about their grades, classes, homework etc. This results in many "Zeros ( 0 )" or failing grades - ultimately leading to the drastic lowering of the grade in the carrier's classes. Side effects include: Failure to give a shit, complete and utter apathy, and not graduating with the carrier's class.
Parent: Why did you fail this class?
Carrier: I didn't study.
Parent: Why?
Carrier: Senioritis
by synorgy June 18, 2005
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