silly salmon

the action of taking ones hands and flopping it in a motion similar to that of a salmon out of water. Can be performed between the legs and/or arms

"That was some textbook silly salmon"-Spiegs

by dro boys October 21, 2009

Salmon-pussy

Ever see a beached salmon flopping on the shore, trying to find its way back into the water? Well, go up to that salmon and kiss it on the lips. give it a sniff? Smell familiar? Commonly called vaginosis, salmon-pussy is equally dangerous to the nose and to the mouth.

"That bitch's cooter smells like a decaying fish. She gots salmon-pussy, yo!"

by Stooey January 1, 2004

Burnt Salmon

When a girl is giving a man a blow job and resist to let him cum in her mouth.He quickly smacks her across the face with a burnt salmon knocking her out...then he finishes the job in her mouth

Heather was afraid of getting jizzed on so Jon gave her the burnt salmon

by Harley Boy November 1, 2007

Silly salmon

when you jump in the air or jump or jump off something while having a spasm while your in the air

Person 1: look at that guy who is jumping of the bridge
Person 2: i think he is silly salmoning

by xtrakrispypie May 10, 2018

Salmoned

The art of giving someone the surprise feeling of a salmon swimming upstream rapidly between your legs.

Sneak up behind a person while they are standing up directly facing away from you and make sure they don;t know you are there. Take one hand, make it flat like a karate chop, and rapidly move your hand back and forth between the person's legs just above their knees. This provides a surprising sensation of what it would feel like to have a salmon trying to swim upstream between your legs. When the victim turns around surprised and doesn't know how to respond to such an odd thing; you say "You got salmoned!"

by Jason Tiemeier February 22, 2008

salmonella

The outcome after fishing for salmon with nilla wafers.

Man 1:I don't feel right.
Man 2:why?
Man 1:I got the salmonella.

by Albal44 March 4, 2009

Salmoned

An internet phenomena where a computer links two people over IM - and gives each user false

It's similar to a three way call using AIM. Imagine someone mutes his own phone and then calls you. Then he calls someone else. Now you're talking to a stranger. Your phone rang and so did theirs. You think he called you and vice versa. Neither of you realize there's a third person instigating all this. This is basically the same thing, but with AIM.

AllSeeingSalmon: who are you?
Me: So you realize we're being salmoned right. And your s/n is showing up as AllSeeingSalmon.
AllSeeingSalmon: no??
AllSeeingSalmon: wtf are you talking about?!
AllSeeingSalmon: no this is Jim
AllSeeingSalmon: I already told you that!

by kss4777 August 5, 2008