When you are scrolling through pornographic websites while edging. Usually due to being unable to pick a video or due to seeing something better a little more down. Synonymous with "Scroll Edging" and very similar to "Goon Scrolling" also the point of edge scrolling is to eventually nut while Goon Scrolling can simply mean pleasuring one's self whilst not going all the way.
by Sponuts August 4, 2024

by shanagains9211 April 29, 2025

A scroll monkey is a person who spends a bulk of their awake-life scrolling through the feed in their social media accounts, such as Facebook or Instagram.
Person A: What an amazing class/movie/show that was!
Person B: I had no idea. I was on my phone, being a scroll monkey.
Person B: I had no idea. I was on my phone, being a scroll monkey.
by LordRam May 20, 2016

"My scroll is like...."
"Nobody cares cause you got no scroll."
"Did you see their scroll? Definitely follow them..."
"Nobody cares cause you got no scroll."
"Did you see their scroll? Definitely follow them..."
by pfaffian November 28, 2017

For when you are too lazy to get up out of your rolly chair at the office and you want to just scroll on over to do something.
by FindingAmber June 11, 2018

"The young girl was scrolling down the page of the Urban Dictinary only to find the definition of word and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and they DO NOT STOP COMING PLEASE END THE YOUNG GIRL'S MISSERY-PLEASE.... THere .. there are to many. Oh No...I have added to the mess."
by pseudonym#1000 April 12, 2021

A key that nobody uses and should be removed as well as the delete, end, port sync, page up/down, pause and insert key.
by a sponge called bob March 28, 2025
