scrotch

to scratch your crotch when it is dry, itchy, or chafing occurs.

guy 1: dude my crotch its itchy
guy 2: dude scrotch it

guy 1: scrotching feels sooo good when my balls are dry

by scrotchlover5000 May 25, 2010

scotch

this is adressed to the wee nobber ollie....and the other fannys who need a kick and a gralloch - we are scots. scotch is never used by scots to describe another scot.

you know the drill. scotch whisky, scotch broth and scotch beef. not scotch man. god that sounds so stupid...scotch man. get it right you foreign twat. failte gu albannach, sassenach. alba gu brath.

by man eilean dubh November 2, 2006

Scorchin

When some one is sexualy arousing in an erection sort of way!
They have a hott ass!

'slap ass' "Scorchin"!
"Girl lock at that guys ass, it is scorchin"!

by The Muteress and The Mutelator April 18, 2005

scotch college

The Melbourne one
A prestigious school in Hawthorn, larger and better than the knock off one in Perth (original was founded in 1851, the Perth one was founded in 1890)
Year nines have horrible mullets and try to be eshays but fail and year seven kids are gay
Too many asians most of them are nerds

You can find many blokes from there walking down glenferrie trying to flirt on girls from the nearby girls school MLC

The original Scotch College is waaaay better than the one in Perth - me
I know brooo - friend
Kid who attends the one in Perth - I agree with you mine is shit

by Chris Wilder February 16, 2021

Leapold "Butters" Scotch

A fictional character from the television show "South Park". During season 6 he took the place of Kenny as Kenny had died permanantly (to be put back without warning at the end of "Red Sleigh Down"). He is most commonly known as just "Butters". Butters is blonde and has the same face as every other caucasion boy in 4th grade (exception: Eric T. Cartman). Butters was "kidnapped by a Porto Rican guy" (actually attempted to have been murdered by his mother) at the end of season 5.

I am so mad that Kenny got replaced by Leapold "Butters" Scotch!

by KLJ lrisuriosifajldukrusiojfks May 18, 2011

slortch

cross of a slut, whore, and bitch.
also lately refered to as my old lady

That fucking slortch was with another guy again last night!

by disgruntled July 29, 2003

Scotched

A state of mind induced by drinking copious quantites of scotch. Usually can be identified by a happy, mellow feeling at night and a dry mouth the next day.

Don't drive while scotched.

Why go to a bar and drink when you can sit home and get scotched?

by The Colonel December 2, 2004