Hang on two seconds and a monkey

A phrase used to express surprise or bewilderment at the occurrence of an unlikely event.

‘Hang on two seconds and a monkey! My cup of tea tastes like brandy!’

by dontletmeinthere December 28, 2020

30 Seconds to Mars

Well...this is easy.

The gayest band of all time...

Person 1: hey man, have you heard that new band called 30 Seconds to Mars?
Person 2: Yes! Guess what?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: They are fucking gay!!!!!!!!! You homo go suck their hairless dicks.

by not found [Error 404] September 23, 2007

30 Seconds to Mars

A band fronted by Jared Leto that plays quite good music but has a nasty habit of making very pretentious music videos

30 Seconds to Mars' videos that are pretentious include: "The Kill", "Kings and Queens", "From Yesterday", "Closer to the Edge.

by Worker and Parasite August 20, 2010

sloppy seconds

1) Having sex with a female, after someone else had sex with her within an hour before you.
2) Sucking/Kissing a woman's breasts with the intention of getting it on.

1) Steve banged Sarah right after Stew did, but Steve was okay with sloppy seconds.
2) Bill went up Beth's shirt and started sucking on her tits, constituting sloppy second base or sloppy seconds.

by Shawn Asanto Morgan October 2, 2006

scones

n. any form of currency, and/or relating to money

Have a nice day at the beach you lazy bastard, one of us has to work and bring in the scones!

by Blanodino May 6, 2011

5 Seconds Of Summer

An amazing band that ARE NOT a boy band although they consist of only four boys/men. The band is made up of Luke Hemmings who plays the guitar and is the lead vocalist, Calum Hood who plays bass and sings, Michael Clifford who plays guitar and sings and Ashton Irwin the drummer and singer. The boys are often shipped together, e.g Malum, and Muke. Many fanfictions of 5 Seconds of Summer can be found on Wattpad and online. 5 Seconds of Summer is called 5SOS for short, and god forbid if you say five es oh es, that is shameful and you will immediately be labelled as a fake fan. Calum Hood is oftenley mistook for being Asian but I can assure you he is not, and making that fatal mistake of saying he is or spelling his name with two l's is social suicide.

"Omg 5 Seconds of Summer is my fav band and I love Calum Hood the Asian one so much!1!1!1!"

by gl1tterbitch October 23, 2015

Scones

Booty/ Pussy/ Titties or Women depending on context.

Tumi: "Did you get scones(pussy) at that party last night"
Tumi: "I see you handling the scones(women) dude"
Tumi: "Dude that girl has some nice scones(booty or titties)"

by svdgod July 31, 2015