Laptop slammer

The extremely dirty porn you watch to get off, that immediately fills you with shame after orgasm, so you slam your laptop shut.

Term can also be used for the exta dirty sexual acts that occur during the heat of the moment, but you know it's not something you want to discuss after you cum.

Going through a dry spell and my searches are devolving to constant laptop slammer.

by MsHahLee November 20, 2019

Sorority Slammer

A hard seltzer spiked with Vodka.
Usually a Natty Seltzer or White Claw.

“Hey what do you wanna drink at formal?”
“Sorority Slammers”
“Perfect I’ll get Taaka and Aloha Beaches”

by Sratslammer2019 December 6, 2019

Dame the samme

To know (feel) what one is talking about.

Man #1: I think I might just go ahead and do that thing, man.

Man #2: Ahh man, I dame the samme my brother, I dame the samme.

by Emblack May 17, 2006

slammer

Internet virus that caused chaos in supposedly secure systems in early 2003.

The quantity of network traffic generated by the slammer worm was an order of magnitude greater than anything we had seen before.

by Matt Coffey June 24, 2005

Simmer

One who loves to play any of The Sims games.

Mike loves to play The Sims 2. He's a simmer.

Mike has all the expansion packs. He's a true simmer.

by pixiedoopz November 1, 2008

Sameera

Sameera is sure a princess with the most beautiful smile, a heart of gold and the body of a goddess.
She will show you what's real love and she will care for you as if she is taking care of most precious gem.
She is funny, cute, intelligent, clever, understanding, kind, caring, helpful, emotional, talented, focused, determined, analytical and much more.
If you have a Sameera who loves you, remember not to disappoint her, loosing a Sameera is the greatest pain one will experience.

Sameera you make every thing billion times more interesting.

by The final beat November 24, 2021

Scammer

A loser on neopets who has nothing better to do than to scam people out of virtual money.

I bet they won't even be able to survive one day in the real world, without trying to trick someone into giving them their wallet.

Scammer: I'll write a neomail to someone named 'trixie_gurl832'. It'll say "You have recieved a warning from the Neopets Team. There is suspicion of sabotage...yada yada yada....please reply with your username, and pas5w0rd."

Me: *punches scammer*

by Neopian November 6, 2003