piggy sniffles

A term used to describe the swine flu to children.

I'm sorry Vince, but Patrick can't come over to play today because he has the piggy sniffles.

by hobbeston1 May 2, 2009

Pork Sniffles

A synonym for the swine flu.

I couldn't help picking my nose around all the sick people, now I'm sweating baconnaise and have the pork sniffles.

by Fuzzy Bunny July 24, 2009

snuffleupacunt

1) A girl with an enormous vagina. Named after the large puppet Snuffleupagus on Sesame Street.

2) Also a term, either endearing or demeaning, depending on who you say it to.

1) I tried to nail her, but I couldn't stay in because she had a snuffleupacunt!

2) Yo, Snuffleupacunt! What's going on, babe?

by Joshua C May 14, 2008

Bone Snaffler

Bone Snaffler: When someone rails a line of coke of a guy's dick.

"Hey, where's gary?
Oh shit, look, he's over there giving that guy a bone snaffler."

by Notan Drew December 14, 2008

quimby sniffer

Someone who smells old under wear for lingering fart odors.

I caught that quimby sniffer snaking my old underwear and whiffing it out..he's a real stiffer sniffer.

by the quicker sniffer stiffer March 4, 2011

biff sniffer

A person who likes to smell a vagina on a regular basis

Can't wait to get home and get a smell of Alison's whiffy biff you must me a biff sniffer

by Chief shuffle berry September 25, 2013

Woofer sniffer

When someone sniffes a dogs woofer (mouth)

Clint likes to be a woofer sniffer

by Eat my beater skeater June 11, 2018