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smooch my cooch

(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck you. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.
1.) Wow, Kait Frankewich said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!

2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.
by KTD 4L September 6, 2008
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Smoochie

Bryanna is a smoochie cus she should eater
by Notnana August 17, 2022
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Death to Smoochy

1. The "call to arms" cry of protest, shouted by people radically opposed to the slang word smooch replacing the more formal kiss

2. A movie starring Robin Williams and a 2-legged rat that looks like Danny DeVito
Joe Moviegoer: Did you see Death To Smoochy?

Nude Protestor: Death to Smoochy! Death to Smoochy! Deaaaath Toooooo Smooooochy!

American Flag: It's his right to protest!
by Ben Greenberg May 22, 2006
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smockolate

A large, muumuu-like "outfit" that a female or male glutton dons in anticipation of binging on chocolate; an oversized garment (as shapeless as a painter's smock) designed to shield the wearer (or any good clothes currently on their person) from crumbs and stains resulting from sweet snacks that crumble or drip.
"Her white business suit remained unsoiled, despite the copious shards of errant Butterfinger crumbs falling from the wrapper of her afternoon snack, thanks to the impenetrable smockolate into which she changed before her chocolate bender."
by BunnyGirl89 October 8, 2008
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skdoc

like crazy. actin like your on cocaine.
2. when your on aim and have nothing to say;; you can use that;; jkeep the convo goin.
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we were at the party and she was so SKDOC!
by nenababi;; lorena pulido October 18, 2008
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smockity

adjective

1.characterized by passing harsh judgement of others in absence of the facts 2. characterized by carelessly hurting others in order to display oneself as superior 3. characterized by responding defensively rather than compassionately when made aware of hurt one has caused others
"I don't want to get all smockity on you, but you're really screwing up your kids."
by LisaLC March 30, 2010
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Smoocher Face

Two members of a couple attached at the face.

The science behind this phenomenon involves a magnetic pull from inside both member's noses that slowly draws them closer and closer until they WHAM! Smash right into each other's faces. This is where the smooching begins.

There is no known cure for the smoocher face and I would advise you stay faaar away because it is HIGHLY contagious among members of the opposite sex.

If you are a smoocher face, please stay away from Carl's Jr. and other public areas because moms are an enemy of the smoocher face and WILL complain about the massive makeout session you won't be able to help havng in front of their 6 year old.
"Wow, kyle and Kirstyn were being total smoocher faces today, like seriously get a room!" <33
by MissAnimeCharacter April 28, 2011
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