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sucking-chest-wound

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A US Military term for a special kind of upper-torso wound (usually combat related) caused mostly by bullet-projectiles or sharpnel, which punctures/damages the lungs/chest cavity in such a way as to create an amazing (but often fatal) condition whereas the victim is in essence breathing air(inhaling & exhaling)through the hole in his chest. It's rare, but if you ever get a chance to see one, it's pretty darn cool.
Note: To treat this wound, one waits for the poor sucker to exhale, then covers the wound with a piece of platic. As the victim inhales (sucks-in) hopefully the air-sucking pulls the plastic tight into the wound and forms sort of a rudimentary air-locking seal.
We've got to get Sanchez to the crashwak ASAP; poor bastard's got himself a sucking-chest-wound.
by goodcop8 December 10, 2006
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Marlboro Lights sucking bastards

Fuck those Marlboro Lights sucking bastards and their AMEX gold cards
by Snake July 9, 2004
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Smucking

Smoking Ganj while fucking.

When a couple smokes a blunt, bowl, bong or joint packed with marijuana together while also engaging in foreplay or sex.
We rolled a nasty fat blunt and then fucked in the backseat. I love smucking
by Harpoons&TowCables January 26, 2011
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Sucking your own dick

Dylan: "I just defined 'Dylan' as 'Cool friend and huge lady's man' on Urban Dictionary!"
Steven: "Quit sucking your own dick. Who the fuck invited you, anyway?"
by Kiro Osex XIII July 4, 2016
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National dick sucking day

On April 13th, Homo sapiens of the female sex have the ability to engulf as much penis as physically possible, without and repercussions
Fuck, my girl gave my brother head last night but I had to let it pass cause it was National Dick Sucking Day.
by Wagnax April 12, 2019
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slurking

Lurking while not doing anything in particular, or of use. Particularly applies to late nights, when thought is difficult.
Ted: Hey Mike, what're you doing up at 3 AM?
Mike: Slurking.
Ted: Oh. So you're like ... browsing 4chan?
Mike: Nah. Just slurking.
by Naz M. April 17, 2010
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Sucking tit

Phrase meaning to still be living with your parents. Just like puppies are receiving milk through their mother, one still living with the parentals is still living off of the parents.
My little brother can't talk about independence, he's still sucking tit.
by Juventus2487 August 21, 2013
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