Teabag Sharpie

what you call someone who go has the gyattest gyatt ever and slays all day long like the king he is.

Person: Did you see Teabag Sharpie today?
Person2: No, why?
Person: His gyatt was so gyattable I couldn’t help myself but look.
Person2: Damn.
Teabag Sharpie: *smirk*

by Try_meh_bitch October 18, 2023

rubbing the sharpie

Furiously masturbating or giving/receiving manual sexual release, so intensely as to leave permanent markings the genitals.

Bitch was 'rubbing the sharpie' like it owed her money!

by zbastardman November 12, 2016

never ending sharpie

When you wipe your butt and there is still poop no matter how many times you wiped.

After last night I really got that never ending sharpie ass.

by Mdhall44 February 24, 2022

Sharted

The word that means you shitted and farted at the same time!

Maddie wanted to fart soooooo bad that she Sharted instead!

by Allie Mata January 5, 2006

SHARTED

When you go for a proper loud fart and end up shittin your pants.

1ST PERSON: jeeeeeeeeeeeesssuuussss, listen mate, we need to leave, ive just sharted my self!!!

2ND PERSON: GRIME FACTOR 5 !!!! U FCUKIN WALLY!

by NATE DOUG September 3, 2005

sharted

Fart gone really really extremely BAD.

shopping for steaks . . .

Cheryl : We gotta go now.
Trudy : Why ?
Cheryl : Fart gone bad.
Trudy : What???
Cheryl : I sharted !!!!!

by Courtney 21 October 29, 2006

shartler

To shart onto a person's upper lip. Comparable to a shitler, the difference being that the shit is applied by sharting it directly onto the upper lip instead of being smeared on with a finger.

Yesterday I went up to my wife and gave her a shartler while she was sleeping. She woke up and got so excited that she let me give her a bulldozer!

by mohawkmaniac October 20, 2009